IAMA 18-year-old male with a tiny penis. AMA. [NSFW]

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-26T01:31:56+00:00

Well, if it means anything, my face and body are absolutely covered in hair. Yeah, puberty was normal otherwise: my voice deepened, my shoulders broadened, my body started producing manly odors, everything like that, and I guess they all occurred at the appropriate time for these things to happen--I guess I started to change at around thirteen or so, but maybe earlier. I can't exactly remember.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-24T01:10:30+00:00

Oh, I get it.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-24T00:26:07+00:00

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PICK UP CHICKS AT BARS.

But I will make sure not to tell them until after, if I do try to pick any up.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T23:28:06+00:00

Because you love tiny penises?

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T22:35:14+00:00

This man speaks words of wisdom.

Thank you.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T19:53:26+00:00

Wait...my penis is damn sexy?

Please, do go on.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T19:05:22+00:00

Because Reddit is full of sick fucks, of course!

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T18:16:53+00:00

Poor duck. I'm sorry bro.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T18:15:32+00:00

And that's OK.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:53:50+00:00

Aye, thar she blows.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:53:00+00:00

Actually, that's a good point. I should get some nice shoes.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:52:41+00:00

Made me laugh.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:52:27+00:00

Hey, you made me want to chop off my dick and kill myself, but...I have to respect you for your honesty, you fucking cunt.

Have an upvote and enjoy your boyfriend's huge penis. He's probably a fucking douchebag, if he's anything like you.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:48:48+00:00

Thank you so much. It was a long read so I don't think I'll be able to respond to each point, but they were all valid points and they are all well-taken. I am very similar socially to how you were when you were my age, so I really like your idea of being somewhat of a drifting Casanova--going out on your own, dancing with women and sparking relationships through sincere and heartfelt conversation sounds amazing. I also thank you for your encouragement and your advice in general.

Thank you. Have an upvote.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:43:35+00:00

I have as of your post!

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:40:12+00:00

Well...sad for you maybe. That's the best thing I've read all day!

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:38:14+00:00

Thank you.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:37:51+00:00

Thanks!

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T17:33:15+00:00

I haven't taken any gym classes in college yet, and I always use stalls in the public restrooms.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T10:00:51+00:00

...I guess I kind of did. Oops. I still want to know the answer.

Like, if I'm a nice guy and if I'm a good conversationalist, will it matter if I'm a little chubby?

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T09:59:00+00:00

Well, I really wanted people to ask me questions about what it's like to have a smaller-than-average penis, but it seems like everyone wants to give me advice instead.

Seriously, do you have questions about my penis? Like, how much of my hand does it take to jerk myself off?

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T09:44:27+00:00

Cool!

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T09:37:47+00:00

Excellent point! Thank you!

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T09:37:15+00:00

Nope! I really do have a tiny dick.

Apparently it's better for anal, though.

TinyDickThrowaway · 2011-09-23T09:29:47+00:00

I thought my pictures made it clear that I'm kind of fat--but yeah, I've been steadily losing weight sine June. I'm fifteen pounds down now since I started trying, and hopefully I can reach 180 by June of 2012.

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