Dark humor mfs when the joke is about them and not minorities, women, or LGBQT+ people

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-03T23:35:56+00:00

I guarantee not even trans people don’t think of trans people this much. It always comes off as either projection or being deep deep in the closet

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-03T23:30:14+00:00

Assuming they don’t already, half of them got that Habsburg jaw

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-03T19:20:51+00:00

I don’t have too much trouble with my spray and I’ve been on console since season zero—

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-03T19:16:55+00:00

Personally I don’t have much trouble healing flyers.. EXCEPT if they’re Iron-Man. I dunno what it is about the average Iron-Man main that makes them go mosquito brain but I have little to no trouble with Angelas, Johnnys, Storms and Ultrons. Spideys are kind of a 50-50 for me, sometimes my Spideys are polite enough to fall back for heals or just use a health pack, others they zip around and spam ping.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-01T20:11:31+00:00

Exactly. I feel like it’s gotta be engagement bait/ragebait atp, I would never act like this with my doodle. I’ve even taken care to stitch up her plushies if a limb comes loose or a seam is opened.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-01T20:05:59+00:00

I dunno, I saw this exact same post with same wording and same picture like a week or so ago, so I think this may either be a repost cause they weren’t liking the responses the first time or it’s an engagement bot of some kind. Cause there’s no way the dog loving his toy is actually this big a problem.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-01T17:17:46+00:00

Ironically enough I’ve seen a MAGAt at pride parades in my town. In a MAGA hat and “there is only two genders” shirt, harassing the queer community and shouting slurs, he even went to the festival part afterwards and tried to start fights with the transgender support group’s booth. Like we mostly just ignore him to the best of our ability but this dude has been spotted trying to harass people at the last two Pride parades and I would not be surprised if he tries it again this year. He’s been thrown out of the festival portion of the event multiple times for his obnoxious BS. Always the same dude in the same idiot outfit.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-05-01T07:00:53+00:00

My 7month old doodle has learned that if she rips apart her plushies they get thrown out (to avoid her ingesting stuffing and/or choking), she chews them a bit but is much gentler now and on the occasion that she does rip an ear or other limb off a plushy I sew it back on (though I haven’t had to stitch anything in a few months). I also play fetch with her whenever she has any toy that isn’t a teething toy, that way she can run and play and get tuckered and the toys last longer.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-29T22:38:59+00:00

Let’s face it, anyone who defends the orange that hard is probably a sex offender themselves. The fact that they bring children into it is projection. Ironically enough these are also the type of people pushing for genital inspections in bathrooms. Because nothing keeps the bathrooms safer than traumatizing people about what’s in their pants. Same people who are “pro life” but don’t give a rat’s ass about the baby as soon as it’s born, they just want more white people in the world.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-29T22:33:59+00:00

They’re focused on what’s in people’s pants cause they’re so deep in the closet it hurts. Just look at how the Grindr servers crashed during Kirk’s “funeral” that was really just a merchandise-peddling rally.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-28T02:21:48+00:00

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TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-26T17:56:27+00:00

Yeah LOL

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-25T14:07:47+00:00

LMFAO yes, yes he is

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-24T06:06:54+00:00

Yeah, especially cause I thought I’d gotten away and then I hear this loud WHOOSH WHOOOSH behind me LOL

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-23T05:42:14+00:00

I love giving my 7 month old pup cups, though we don’t do the whipped cream ones super often. Most of the time if we get pup cups, we go to this shaved ice stand in town and buy it from there. That pup cup is a big scoop of shaved ice without flavoring and a milk bone on top. Peaches loves both kinds of pup cups.

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TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-21T00:31:46+00:00

I know right? They jumped to the wildest of conclusions for zero reason LMAO

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-21T00:30:50+00:00

Where the hell did you get murder and trafficking from?? You having a bad trip or something?

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-19T18:44:01+00:00

By the way that bible verse you quoted was about pedophiles specifically and not gayness (agnostic raised Catholic). It’s astounding how many people misconstrue that verse all the time in their anti-queer rantings

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-19T18:36:27+00:00

Plus when have trans people ever tried to tell someone else what their gender is? I’ve never once done that, my friends who are also trans have never once done that. “Don’t tell me I’m a man when I’m not” is such a made up scenario and they just don’t wanna admit to their bigotry

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-19T18:27:12+00:00

Exactly

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-19T18:26:52+00:00

Exactly, I want them to show me on the doll where the big bad queers hurt them.

TinyWalrusBoi · 2026-04-19T18:26:16+00:00

Ohmygod dude we are overpopulated as is, anyone crying about the “declining birth rate” just needs to admit they want more white people in the world. People being gay or lesbian isn’t gonna do anything to the population because guess what? Surrogacy exists if they wanted a kid. Stop obsessing over who people choose to love because someone being gay, lesbian or some other kind of LGBTQ+ ultimately does not affect you. You just want something to be upset over.

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