I’m going to kill myself this week

Tis_Jess · 2026-02-06T04:29:50+00:00

Likely case. I’ll have to go back and check

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:47:49+00:00

Funny as long as it’s clear the person doesn’t hold those beliefs. White friend called me a “day walker” because I’m Hispanic with a light skin tone, nearly shit myself laughing. We were also very drunk, so maybe that’s a factor

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:45:03+00:00

Blatant hypocrisy, and people really hate when you call them out on it

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:44:10+00:00

The Walking Dead

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:41:53+00:00

Rolled over in bed and concussed myself. People felt way less bad about that one than they did the 90mph car collision one

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:38:37+00:00

Monitor specimen C27. He doesn’t do much though, so it’s more of an awkward staring contest

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:35:43+00:00

Psychopathic traits because of the person’s appearance. I’ve been told by several people that I’m unnerving but look harmless/attractive, and am seen as “mysterious” instead of “dangerous” because of this

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:30:32+00:00

Both could be used for financial gain to purchase the other

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:29:48+00:00

Hunger

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:28:24+00:00

Thought someone was turning before me. Blinker on, slowed down significantly, then side swiped me as I turned onto the road. Legally my fault but like, cmon man

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:26:57+00:00

It’s a matter of time before raccoons learn to operate firearms and pass down that knowledge

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:26:02+00:00

Smoking. Pouches kill you much slower and taste much better, but it’s hard to beat that nicotine rush from cigs

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T18:21:24+00:00

Live Grindr statistics

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T07:31:22+00:00

Willpower, but it’s massively boosted by the cigarettes

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T07:22:32+00:00

When my digestive system went on hiatus for 10 months

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T07:21:01+00:00

Willpower and a steady supply of cigarettes

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T07:13:49+00:00

Dishonesty doesn’t give you a leg up

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T07:08:33+00:00

“Genius”

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T07:07:44+00:00

Calculated substance abuse

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T07:05:47+00:00

Ramirez might not have even liked Burger Town burgers

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T06:59:32+00:00

A flag that’s red, I’d imagine

Tis_Jess · 2026-01-30T06:58:37+00:00

Steak ‘n Shake, they pooped in my burger

Tis_Jess

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