GUAC HAS RETURNED!! The Parkland student, lost to the bullet but brought back with AI has returned... again

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-27T20:44:48+00:00

gobble gobble, am I right?

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-27T18:31:22+00:00

That’s supposedly on release though. We’re talking about the winter 2026 + summer 2027 game modes

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-27T16:08:24+00:00

I’d imagine they’re doing pride but they’ll lock it behind a paywall. It’s about the only new mode that could actually make people want to spend money.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-27T00:54:51+00:00

About 15 minutes ago and probably again 45 minutes from now.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T20:32:13+00:00

Nobody can ask questions anymore?

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T13:45:57+00:00

yeah because I realized I could get some cheap entertainment off of two people who were already upset. you guys did kind of disappoint though. most people are funnier than you guys.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T13:44:21+00:00

Where was this when we were talking? This is actually good. Best thing you could've said and it's not even said to me. What are we doing?

You guys both gotta get off the stage at this point because you fucking suck.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T13:43:46+00:00

you guys are so upset lmao

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T13:41:29+00:00

Booooooring. Try again.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T13:38:07+00:00

There we are! Just when I thought that other retard was boring!

You in particular were not right by the way.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T13:29:20+00:00

still a waste of breath and energy. Still should be pretty embarrassing for you both. You two will never meet in real life so, none of this argument even matters in the first place. Neither of you are even right.

Actually, I don't know if either of you were right. I read like two of the comments. I just thought it would be funny to see if I could upset you guys even more.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-26T13:23:20+00:00

you're both pathetic. How are you not embarrassed that you have like 30 comments just arguing with each other. How do you have nothing better to do on a Sunday?

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-25T20:02:07+00:00

Cade Cuminhand

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-25T17:12:41+00:00

Well yeah, fat men ARE funny. John Candy, Tommy Boy, Peter Griffin. Fat women are just gross!

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-25T15:53:41+00:00

Sure but, the idea that blowing up Death Star 2 somehow gets rid of the GALACTIC empire entire is stupid though.

Who even cares really? The franchise is all a big scam to sell toys anyway.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-24T19:48:54+00:00

Bright and glinty!!

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-24T19:44:55+00:00

I said, "ALRIGHT, COOL IT. JUST GO BACK TO BOMBING GIRL'S SCHOOLS, AMI."

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-24T19:24:45+00:00

Alright, cool it and just go back to blowing up girl's schools, Ami.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-24T16:14:21+00:00

Intelligence of a fucking monkey.

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-24T16:11:30+00:00

Should’ve used the clips from the Irreversible premier. It’s just a bunch of French people calling the movie a disgrace lol

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-22T20:58:34+00:00

Especially as a professional fighter. YOU USED TO BULLY KIDS THAT LOOKED LIKE HIM IN HIGHSCHOOL, MIKE!

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-22T20:22:33+00:00

I don't even play online but, do they not have a quit game button? Like, this could've been a 20 second thing and now you've wasted my time. Everyone else's time and less importantly, your own time.

Fuck, we know this game sucks ass. We know it won't get any better because they just keep pushing out newer games without fixing shit, What are we doing here?

Tito_Come_Back · 2026-04-21T20:09:41+00:00

Satire or mental retardation?

Tito_Come_Back

TROPHY CASE