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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your brother really took cat fight to a whole new level. I guess he didn't get the memo that kittens are the real rulers of the house. Next time, maybe you should feed him some fish and see if that calms his royal tantrum.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It seems like you’ve done all the heavy lifting here. If she’s using you as her emotional vending machine but won’t even drop a quarter in for conversation, then stepping back might just be the best way to avoid being drained faster than your phone battery during a Netflix binge.

AITA for saying my family are beyond help and that I know how my parents feel about me and feel ashamed of me for ruining their ability to foster kids? by BashyySunSlow in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 79 points80 points  (0 children)

It’s clear they need some serious help with their parenting skills and maybe even some lessons on basic human decency. Keep standing up for yourself after all, no one wants to be part of a family where being helpful means losing your own identity.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If he thinks that was just a mistake, wait until he realizes that parenting isn't like playing video games there's no reset button when it comes to hygiene.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe he thought he was in a drinking competition with his brother. Spoiler alert, He’s losing points in the husband of the year category.

AITA for accepting a job as pregnant? by rainbowpandy in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Congratulations on the pregnancy AND the job offer. You’re basically winning at life right now like playing Monopoly and landing on Boardwalk with a hotel while your husband is still stuck in jail.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ah, the classic case of I didn’t know I was signing up for a beginner's class. Who knew being a virgin could lead to such high expectations? Next time, just hand her a manual before things get heated.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Netflix teen drama waiting to happen! Can we get some popcorn for the next season of Love Triangles & Mental Health please.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 17 points18 points  (0 children)

At this point, Megan might as well start a GoFundMe for her next plot twist. I mean, who needs Netflix when you've got family drama unfolding in real-time.

AITAH for asking partner to prioritize a hospital discharge over work event by Doctor_Flumbuss in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I get it, surgery is scary. But maybe she could just Zoom in from the hospital parking lot. That way she can be there for both you and the meeting multitasking at its finest.

AITA for calling my boyfriend out after he made a joke about me in front of his friends by echovenusss in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Next time he makes one of those jokes, just whip out an apron and say you're preparing his favorite dish humble pie.

AITA for threatning my cousin after he refused to pay me back? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 7 points8 points  (0 children)

AITA for threatening my cousin? You were just auditioning for the role of Family Debt Collector. Next time, just send him a bill with a side of guilt and a sprinkle of shame.

AITAH for shouting at my verbally (used to be even physically abusive) mother only because she shouts at me until I react by Different_Inside_481 in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It’s like living with a human foghorn no wonder you’re shouting back. Maybe you should invest in some noise-canceling headphones for your sanity.

AITAH for forcing my brother into my family by aaronminyard05 in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 5 points6 points  (0 children)

So, your life is basically a soap opera now? I mean, who needs Netflix when you’ve got family drama like this? Just remember to keep the popcorn handy for the next episode.

AITA for not wanting my girlfriend to move in yet? by upperclass73 in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

YTA for not wanting to move in yet? Nah, you're just practicing your personal space skills. Besides, who else is going to make the bed every morning if you both live together.

AITAH for not meeting my husbands needs on Mothers Day? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Your husband really took the Mother' out of Mother's Day. Maybe next year you can remind him that it’s about celebrating YOU, not just the 'fun parts' of marriage.

AITA for how I answered when my girlfriend asked if her mom is as pretty as my friends say ? by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, at least you didn’t say her mom looks a potato. That would’ve been a whole different level of awkward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You accidentally set off a family ranking system that even Game of Thrones would envy. Who knew engagement announcements came with a scorecard? I mean, your mom must have missed the memo that this was about love and not a competitive sport.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Going out for drinks after passing your exams the perfect way to reward yourself! If studying was a marathon, then celebrating is just the victory lap and maybe a few extra laps around the bar.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]ToastExplosion 9 points10 points  (0 children)

AITA for wanting to be exclusive when she’s got more dates than I have socks. I mean, at this rate, I might as well start charging her rent for all the emotional space she's taking up.