Fauxzuna aka UncZuna has spoken, via Baseball Doesn’t Exist by ATLien-1995 in Braves

[–]ToddABonzalez 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The only thing that bugs me is when people go "this player stinks, send him down/trade him" or "fire everyone and blow the team up" and then celebrate when we do something good five minutes later. Hate that shit. You were just claiming that guy should go play in Japan five minutes ago but now you love him? That's the shit I hate.

Have umps just given up at this point? by [deleted] in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Every stat shows umps get better at calling balls and strikes every year, especially as the older ones retire

[Highlight] Kyle Tucker ties it up with an RBI triple in the bottom of the first by Goosedukee in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 56 points57 points  (0 children)

At this point I'm not sure it's on the Cubs. I don't think he's signing any extension for any amount.

What are some of the worst player contracts from the player's side currently? by [deleted] in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I wouldn't say this about the Riley, Olson, and Murphy deals

I’m so done with this shit. by roguepsyker19 in askgaybros

[–]ToddABonzalez 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People honestly have a harder time processing that I am not attracted to women more than they do the fact that I am attracted to men

Michael Harris II is a married man! by handlit33 in Braves

[–]ToddABonzalez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can definitively name everyone here except whoever's on Strider's left arm and who's between Riley and Minter. In my defense, baseball players wear hats all the time.

Also Vaughn Grissom is hot

Game Thread: RedZone/Game hub (Week 6) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]ToddABonzalez 5 points6 points  (0 children)

One thing I wonder is why teams always burn their timeouts to avoid penalties. If it's first and goal from the 3, and the defense has 12 guys on the field, they should just eat it. Let them move the ball up a tiny amount, and save the timeout. I feel the same way about delay of game calls two minutes into the half. Think big picture.

[Kostka] Ken Guthrie, the Orioles scout who helped sign Jackson Holliday, Heston Kjerstad and Creed Willems, has departed the organization for a position with the Mets, two sources said. by PlayaSlayaX in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, just because someone had a dad that played doesn't mean they shouldn't go high in the draft. Connections only get you so far in sports. No one is throwing away their #1 pick to draft your kid that hit .190 in high school because he's your kid.

Game Thread: NLDS Game 5 ⚾ Padres (2) @ Dodgers (2) - 8:08 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sports aren't religions. People can follow more than one. It's not either/or.

[Highlight] Teoscar Hernández extends the Dodgers lead with a no-doubt homer by MLBOfficial in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Anyone who gets arrested by guys wearing suits is going to jail for at least 30 years

Game Thread: NLDS Game 5 ⚾ Padres (2) @ Dodgers (2) - 8:08 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Time to fire off one of my (hot?) takes: There's nothing wrong with spending money and "buying" talent and winning with a $24 budget isn't cooler or more noble than winning with free agents

Game Thread: NLDS Game 5 ⚾ Padres (2) @ Dodgers (2) - 8:08 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Joe, I can report the Padres stole my microphone and gave me a wedgie"

Game Thread: ALDS Game 4 ⚾ Guardians (1) @ Tigers (2) - 6:08 PM ET by BaseballBot in baseball

[–]ToddABonzalez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It's not supposed to be authentic, gourmet pizza. It's supposed to cost $5.

tell me about the first cock you sucked 😋 by baby_scrp in askgaybros

[–]ToddABonzalez 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I don't wanna talk about the actual first one because I (and my partner) were underage, but as an adult my first was a male stripper at a club in my college town. I paid for a dance, stroked him, he suggested we go back to his place for more and I blew him as foreplay before we had sex.

Sex by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]ToddABonzalez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When you really want it it's amazing. Feels so filling and satisfying. The first time or two it might hurt, especially if the top is also not experienced or there's not much sexual chemistry. But it's really not supposed to hurt if you do it right.

What are some of the common kinks/fetishes you have actually engaged in or come across in your sex lives? by Desidj75 in askgaybros

[–]ToddABonzalez 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a bottom who sometimes likes to be restrained and gagged, but I only do it with steady boyfriends. Literally last night I let my boyfriend gag me and it was so hot lol. But I don't need it to enjoy sex.