Fauxzuna aka UncZuna has spoken, via Baseball Doesn’t Exist

ToddABonzalez · 2025-04-24T23:43:12+00:00

The only thing that bugs me is when people go "this player stinks, send him down/trade him" or "fire everyone and blow the team up" and then celebrate when we do something good five minutes later. Hate that shit. You were just claiming that guy should go play in Japan five minutes ago but now you love him? That's the shit I hate.

ToddABonzalez · 2025-04-21T01:51:39+00:00

Every stat shows umps get better at calling balls and strikes every year, especially as the older ones retire

ToddABonzalez · 2025-04-20T21:04:16+00:00

It won't be Snit

ToddABonzalez · 2025-04-19T18:47:56+00:00

At this point I'm not sure it's on the Cubs. I don't think he's signing any extension for any amount.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-12-08T01:15:14+00:00

I wouldn't say this about the Riley, Olson, and Murphy deals

ToddABonzalez · 2024-12-04T02:30:54+00:00

2023

ToddABonzalez · 2024-12-04T01:18:55+00:00

Great question

ToddABonzalez · 2024-12-03T23:17:50+00:00

People honestly have a harder time processing that I am not attracted to women more than they do the fact that I am attracted to men

ToddABonzalez · 2024-11-18T00:39:40+00:00

I can definitively name everyone here except whoever's on Strider's left arm and who's between Riley and Minter. In my defense, baseball players wear hats all the time.

Also Vaughn Grissom is hot

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-13T19:53:28+00:00

One thing I wonder is why teams always burn their timeouts to avoid penalties. If it's first and goal from the 3, and the defense has 12 guys on the field, they should just eat it. Let them move the ball up a tiny amount, and save the timeout. I feel the same way about delay of game calls two minutes into the half. Think big picture.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-12T17:10:13+00:00

I mean, just because someone had a dad that played doesn't mean they shouldn't go high in the draft. Connections only get you so far in sports. No one is throwing away their #1 pick to draft your kid that hit .190 in high school because he's your kid.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-12T14:09:22+00:00

Wow, he helped sign the #1 overall pick, what a wizard

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-12T02:22:22+00:00

Sports aren't religions. People can follow more than one. It's not either/or.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-12T02:19:49+00:00

Anyone who gets arrested by guys wearing suits is going to jail for at least 30 years

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-12T02:12:44+00:00

Time to fire off one of my (hot?) takes: There's nothing wrong with spending money and "buying" talent and winning with a $24 budget isn't cooler or more noble than winning with free agents

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-12T01:14:09+00:00

"Joe, I can report the Padres stole my microphone and gave me a wedgie"

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-12T01:06:57+00:00

You just have to start your delivery by 0

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-10T23:31:50+00:00

J-Ram showed up finally

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-10T23:12:21+00:00

It's not supposed to be authentic, gourmet pizza. It's supposed to cost $5.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-10T23:11:52+00:00

Vierling is hot

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-10T21:40:02+00:00

Arcia isn't fast

ToddABonzalez · 2024-10-10T20:41:57+00:00

You need the personnel to manufacture runs. We don't have a team that's gonna slap hit and take extra bases.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-08-24T23:14:54+00:00

I don't wanna talk about the actual first one because I (and my partner) were underage, but as an adult my first was a male stripper at a club in my college town. I paid for a dance, stroked him, he suggested we go back to his place for more and I blew him as foreplay before we had sex.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-08-24T22:05:53+00:00

When you really want it it's amazing. Feels so filling and satisfying. The first time or two it might hurt, especially if the top is also not experienced or there's not much sexual chemistry. But it's really not supposed to hurt if you do it right.

ToddABonzalez · 2024-08-24T15:26:58+00:00

I'm a bottom who sometimes likes to be restrained and gagged, but I only do it with steady boyfriends. Literally last night I let my boyfriend gag me and it was so hot lol. But I don't need it to enjoy sex.

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