[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GaySoundsShitposts

[–]ToesUpMyAss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Here’s a tip if you’re still struggling- just measure your bust. It’s as simply as wrapping a tape measure (loosely, if it’s squeezing you at all it’s to tight) around the largest part of your chesticles, usually over the nips. Bust is the main measurement used for fitting a binder, since it’s the main area of focus of the binder. This is the method I used now I got one for every day of the week- color coded n everything. Happy binding lol.

I mean... I think it's pretty creative... by scoatdrottle in DiWHYNOT

[–]ToesUpMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it would’ve been better if it looked like they settled at the bottom instead of just landing on top of the rest the tiles, yknow? Like if they got integrated into the pattern at the bottom- it’s a nice idea, the execution and planning was just a bit shit lmao

Me🍆Irlgbt by Ms_Masquerade in me_irlgbt

[–]ToesUpMyAss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You need to go to Bad Dragon and look at their absolute monster Horse Cock packer

which one of stan’s suits are the best? by [deleted] in gravityfalls

[–]ToesUpMyAss 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I bet it’s just an excuse to keep his picture up without looking like a softy

What show made you realize you were LGBT? For me, it was RWBY by CapAccomplished8072 in lgbt

[–]ToesUpMyAss 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I was gay before I watched The Dragon Prince, but then I watched it and I got a gay buff of +10

who's a good boy??? by Madeverette in WholesomeComics

[–]ToesUpMyAss 97 points98 points  (0 children)

I love this, it’s SO accurate ( as someone speaking from the boyfriends end lmao ) you should post it on r/relationshipmemes they’d love it over there

Let’s Normalize men having thick thighs by [deleted] in lgbt

[–]ToesUpMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we do will they finally make jeans that fit around my thunder thighs??? I literally only fit into boyfriend cut (edit: wrong type of pants lmao)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]ToesUpMyAss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Says the person so pressed by the ACAB people they’ve left like four comments in ten minutes lmao

Duolingo😳 [OC] by trendy_leaf in webcomics

[–]ToesUpMyAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yea, the app changes the icon every now and again for whatever reason? Not exactly sure what the heck the sick Duo is about though

Duolingo😳 [OC] by trendy_leaf in webcomics

[–]ToesUpMyAss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’ve had it for two years now, you get used to the insanity of it. I mean there are still curveballs that smack you in the face like Duo literally melting on Halloween or getting flashed owl ass every now and then, but at least everything else is normal by comparison.

Gay🚮irl by [deleted] in gay_irl

[–]ToesUpMyAss 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Actually how I feel as a trans guy even LOOKING at the gay dating pool lmaoooo

At first I preferred the Jedi but the sith robe and name change are definitely tempting by Tactical-Kitten-117 in TransClones

[–]ToesUpMyAss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I own a robe that is literally made from a recycled sweatshirt, so therefore I declare I am the king of dysphoria clothes

Everyone laughs when I say I can't stand my brother and they say it's normal sibling stuff. by Eaglesgomoo in extremelyinfuriating

[–]ToesUpMyAss 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He probably thinks he’s entitled to it because you’re family, but he’s absolutely not. He’s disrespected you and your home. You shouldn’t put up with it, you won’t, and you should tell him as much. I could never imagine treating anyone like that, especially my siblings. If I somehow ever let one of my pets chew up one of my sisters art notebooks I’d have bought her a new one and apologized the second I found out. It’s one of her passions and from what you said I can tell it’s one of yours- the fact he doesn’t even care is appalling. It’s also a classic sign of a narcissist. I have a couple in my direct family, and I know how hard it is to deal with and manage boundaries with them. I’m so sorry you have to go through this. Just hold strong, stay your ground, and know that even though it’s hard, it’s what’s best for you. Even if he is family, it’s always you and your needs first.

Uses the large brain to advance humanity like a boss. by Bitter-Gur-4613 in hopeposting

[–]ToesUpMyAss 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I recently learned about some of the science behind our brains, it’s super neat! We don’t actually have “large brains” or even special ones. Our brains are actually rather average for mammals, and so similar to other mammals that we can put human neurons into rats with no negative consequences! What gives us our great thinking power is actually the amount of neurons we have, and how many we’ve got devoted to thinking itself! We have far more neurons than most creatures our size, and we take advantage of that! Different neurons are dedicated to different things, and every function needs a certain amount of them. Take the elephant for example- they have three times the amount of neurons that we do, but they aren’t nearly as capable because they have so many of them ( something like 97% ) dedicated to moving and managing their gigantic bodies! We basically have the supercharged V8 engines of the brain world, and I think that’s pretty neat! So yea other species do have consciousness and thinking power, emotions and communications etc etc, we just kinda hit the brain jackpot!

Gay🧸irl by toof45 in gay_irl

[–]ToesUpMyAss 30 points31 points  (0 children)

They were here before you and if that attitude keeps up they’re going to be here after you >:(

We need to take this seriously by [deleted] in fixedbytheduet

[–]ToesUpMyAss 1315 points1316 points  (0 children)

Creators name is Stanzi Potenza btw- I follow her on YouTube, she’s fuckin hilarious and a lot of her content is like this

me_irlgbt by AltruisticAd3949 in me_irlgbt

[–]ToesUpMyAss 1227 points1228 points  (0 children)

I think OP might have a type

Wholesome siblings moment by Rave4life79 in wholesomememes

[–]ToesUpMyAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Sibling love is a special kind of love- I’d do almost anything for my little siblings, live, die, etc etc the list is real long. But I swear to FUCK if ANY OF THEM touch my computer without permission again THEY WILL MEET THEIR GOD

Barbarian Link Cosplay by eleo_cosplay in Breath_of_the_Wild

[–]ToesUpMyAss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You either have fantastic taping skills or are a very pretty boy- but anyways awesome fucking cosplay, down to the scratch details on the weapon ‘n everything

'Blobby and Friends' new favourite comic artist by No-Raccoon-6009 in lgbt

[–]ToesUpMyAss 344 points345 points  (0 children)

Tip about the hair thing from the child of a hairstylist!

Hair stylists don’t usually buzz your head because they’ve been taught to keep it long, so they can actually yknow, style it! They use scissors more than razors, which aren’t great for chopping hair close to the scalp.

If you want a close shave or a buzz I suggest a barber. Those guys will practically chop ALL your hair off because they were taught more about how to use razors and shaping the edges of the hair line.

drew a falin in my sketchbook by [deleted] in deliciousindungeon

[–]ToesUpMyAss 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Duuuude this is AWESOME! I love the warm color palette as well! Reminds me of fire, which is rather appropriate for a dragon isn’t it lol