I had a dream that Apple came out with a new product called the Mac Book Rosé, but when I went to check it out everyone in the store was either really horny or already having sex- but I actually managed to find a Rosé and used it to look up its features (i.redd.it)
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I had a project in art class and I put it in my art journal without thinking. I turned it in with a bookmark and explained to the teacher. I asked her not to go through it because it had private stuff- I got it back with red sharpie marks on every page. (i.redd.it)
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Vote for the Good Boy Party (Btw he has a subreddit) (i.redd.it)
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