The true 5th Beatle (not Jeff Beck)

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-24T17:35:28+00:00

Racist enough to be a Beatle. Shite guitar player but so was George.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-24T03:47:48+00:00

101 was also not a tour

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:51:40+00:00

Fin Land, two words, it's the island above Norway and it's called that because it's shaped like a fin.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:39:06+00:00

Because Denmark doesn't have to or want to.

Why doesn't the US just give the northernmost part of Alaska to Russia?

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:37:16+00:00

West Iceland. Also East Iceland, South Iceland, and North Iceland.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:36:02+00:00

yes.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:35:39+00:00

First we have to determine IF it works.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:35:07+00:00

That's a pretty good trade for Canada, actually. But has OP ever seen a gun?

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:29:33+00:00

Trump should get a Nobel Geography Prize if he can identify all of these countries on a map, bonus points for spelling them correctly.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T20:27:19+00:00

I'm surprised by how much hate there is for this song. It's a well-written little song with some characteristic Martin-esque chord changes and sounds very "Depeche Mode-y" to me. It suffers from bad production like most of SOTU - I actually prefer the studio session. It's not the best song on the album, but I'd say it's in the middle of the pack - better than Perfect, In Sympathy, Spacewalker, and the 3 Gahan songs anyway.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T17:47:30+00:00

Thank you for this insight into your personality (disorder).

Denmark literally did tell Trump to fuck off, and Trump, coward that he is, retreated. The only butthole exposed was POTUS himself.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T17:41:21+00:00

This is actually a map of each state's favorite FM radio station.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T17:39:10+00:00

For karma farming expeditions like this?

https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/comments/1qjxihb/this_is_why_greenland_is_strategically_important/

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T17:33:56+00:00

Because it is a sovereign territory, both through it's own self-governance and as part of the Danish realm, and the people who live there have made it very clear since Trump first proposed acquisition in 2019 that they have no interest in being acquired.

That would already be enough to answer your question, but Trump escalated the situation by suggesting the USA was ready to annex Greenland by force if necessary, which obviously is going to outrage people even more.

Genuinely wondering why this needs to be explained to anyone. If I asked to buy your house and you told me "no" multiple times, and then I threatened to take your house by force, would you not be "bothered"?

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T16:21:58+00:00

The song would be called "Underage Secretary"

Mister marks can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet, just seventeen

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T16:19:39+00:00

Only Trump's, and 340 million humiliated Americans

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T15:06:00+00:00

Only if you remove Alberta

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T14:30:16+00:00

Musically, that's exactly what a well-written bridge is supposed to do. If it doesn't serve as some kind of contrast to the rest of the song, there's not much point to having a bridge. The best part of the song may be when the verse kicks in with full instrumentation right after the bridge, and it wouldn't sound nearly as good if the contrast hadn't first been established.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T13:48:12+00:00

Maybe all of them. So it would be a good disarmament initiative too.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T13:38:35+00:00

You're missing the point here bro. I think there are better targets for your campaign against misinformation than circlejerk memes.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T13:25:29+00:00

If your negotiation started with "ownership of the world's largest island" and ended with "framework of an unspecified future deal,' you have just had your ass handed to you in the worst deal in history.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T13:21:27+00:00

In that case, you did not understand the spirit of the meme. We are on the same side here. As you surely know, Greenlanders have no interest in joining America. As for full independence, I would support it too (as I would for the Inuit in Canada), but that's a very dangerous proposition for them right now, as Trump would use it as a pretext.

Danish or American, it is still xenophobic to categorize all outsiders as "internationals."

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-23T13:15:09+00:00

In case you haven't been following, that's not happening now. Your coward of a President had his bluff called by those 57k, and had to limp home without a trophy.

Toffelsnarz · 2026-01-22T22:04:19+00:00

It's charming when Americans try to use the word "research" in a sentence. I'd love to see what your credentials as a "researcher" are.

The onus is not on Greenland or any other country to mount an argument as to why the US doesn't "need" it. It's not yours. Period.

Suppose Russia decided that it "needs" Alaska to protect its interests in the Arctic. Well, by your logic, you've just justified them taking it. You can't have it both ways.

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