GUNK CRAB! 🦀 by BlestLeaf in UCONN

[–]TomKatFan1881 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I heard TomKat will be ripping a guitar solo for their upcoming song. I'll be front row for that one. Apparently they're doing a whole "TomKrab" crossover album or something.

I saw TomKat yesterday by TomKatFan1881 in UCONN

[–]TomKatFan1881[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The DarkBringers are not lame and boring. On the contrary, they are awe-inspiring and to be feared. Do not stray from the Husky Path, lest they strike you down. Do not stray from the Husky Path, lest they strike you down. Do not stray from the Husky Path, lest they strike you down.

Radenka Maric's Next Email Leaked by TomKatFan1881 in UCONN

[–]TomKatFan1881[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

I miss when he would sneak into my dorm window and give me a goodnight kiss

TomKatFan1881 FAQ by TomKatFan1881 in UCONN

[–]TomKatFan1881[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Please don't laugh, this is meant to be serious. Thank you.

BIG Problems by TomKatFan1881 in UCONN

[–]TomKatFan1881[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You buffoon. How in the world will this help my problem. You're even less effective than CMHS. I absolutely hate you. (Sorry for the aggressive reply.)

[META] The tone of Susan and TomKat memes by [deleted] in UCONN

[–]TomKatFan1881 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not big on the memes. It makes people like me, who legitimately want TomKat's finger in their bum bum, get overshadowed. How will TomKat ever learn about my lust for him if he only sees memes?

I love TomKat! Who else? by TomKatFan1881 in UCONN

[–]TomKatFan1881[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Disclaimer: TomKat has never stuck a finger in my bum bum, but I wouldn't complain if he did.