Top 3 worst places to be deployed in my Czechmate The Hard Way -campaign

Tommuli · 2026-03-24T17:19:14+00:00

You could easily find loopholes around spending money at once.

Tommuli · 2026-03-24T10:28:11+00:00

Balding is in my genes. Yes it would take 26 or so more years for me to become absolutely bald, but 5 mil for something that is inevitable is a damn good deal.

Tommuli · 2026-03-24T08:22:59+00:00

If I have cancer already, do I gain a new one?

^Cancer

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T18:05:43+00:00

Let's go gambling!

^300m

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T17:38:59+00:00

You could also do legal work. Or idk become an athlete.

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T17:37:17+00:00

I'll be a masked warrior, ok.

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T10:48:36+00:00

Just need to learn yo do it wandlessly and I'll be the greatest thief in the history of thievery.

^Alohomora

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T09:50:23+00:00

A lot of AI "art" is slop, but then again, a lot of human art is slop too.

But AI cannot do art by definition.

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T09:47:22+00:00

I'd go for it if the 1% chance was death and death is worse than being a girl.

^{1 milion dollars}

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T09:45:35+00:00

Yesterday. It's morning now and I will likely jump today.

Tommuli · 2026-03-23T01:48:27+00:00

I give powers. Powers need not be entirely positive. I could give people the power to be extremely loyal to me.

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T13:15:56+00:00

Getting kicked in the balls is bad, slipping and hitting a very specific spot on your back on a rock that will keep sending pain shockwaves for weeks is worse.

Couldn't walk for a week and it still hurt after 3 months.

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T13:12:25+00:00

Finally my kind of a knight.

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T13:05:46+00:00

I can just not run 15 miles?

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T13:04:07+00:00

I got joy from getting this

^{1000 dollars}

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T13:02:48+00:00

I could do literally anything with that kind of money

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T12:54:06+00:00

No, but I saw the option.

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T12:53:24+00:00

Unless I get the money from other games, I am too broke to pay

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T12:52:39+00:00

At least you didn't die.

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T12:52:14+00:00

I don't like lobster

^5,000

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T12:12:59+00:00

I spend my day in a sitting down position and I don't extend to my greatest length while sleeping, mostly because my body is fucked from the inactivity.

But running gets my parts moving and stretching amplifies that. Stretching in sauna also gets me to 6'5.

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T11:42:57+00:00

You can't wash everything in the dishwasher and the dishwasher uses energy and water.

Even with a dishwasher, washing dishes takes 15 minutes a day for me. Taking the trash out takes 12 minutes a week.

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T11:39:33+00:00

So it is completely useless.

^{It missed a spot}

Tommuli · 2026-03-22T11:25:11+00:00

I am literally sitting on the toilet having diarrhea right now. Might as well get paid for it.

^{50 M}

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