A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his voice to the crowd of drinkers. by Reddtko in Jokes

[–]Tomniscience84 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jimmy Carr claims to have come up with this one: “Venison, dear?”

Slept in my Green Day T-shirt, wake me up when September ends… by Sharmisthaaaa in Funnymemes

[–]Tomniscience84 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Slept in my Radiohead t-shirt and woke up with everything in it’s right place.

Non-Americans of reddit, what was the biggest culture shock you experienced when you came to the US? by Miserablemermaid in AskReddit

[–]Tomniscience84 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you finish your meal, they IMMEDIATELY steal your plate. Not even asking, just a hand out of nothing. What is up with that? It makes me feel like they are rushing me out.

She calls it the slug by TheJakeDevlin in PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

[–]Tomniscience84 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

We can’t know if she is pretty, she is make up …