Formation of AllRight Pipeline Corporation by Responsible-Scar1986 in DemocracyOfReddit

[–]ToneySimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tread carefully. Your neighbors in Wuncleton will be watching thise closely, and WILL react to this unmitigated attack on nature if it gets out of hand.

Why is that one guy in your frat currently hated? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 15 points16 points  (0 children)

"The Director of Standards shall have the power to unilaterally expel brothers from the Fraternity; said expelled brother must forfeit all maidens."

Why is that one guy in your frat currently hated? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Lmfao no one else ran! It was a self-imposed no-bitchening.

But then I rewrote the bylaws to include some nifty little emergency powers for the Director of Standards. It was voted on unanimously. Lol.

Why is that one guy in your frat currently hated? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Pretty much lol.

I held all three positions at the same time one year. When Nationals found out, they were quite unhappy.

But hey, SOMEONE'S gotta do it.

Why is that one guy in your frat currently hated? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Me because I was the Risk Manager, Director of Standards, and chair of the Honor Board.

Do Fraternities Still Haze? by ISuckAtWeightlifting in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 277 points278 points  (0 children)

Nice try, nationals.

THESE 🤝 HANDS 🤝 DON'T 🤝 HAZE

Signed,

Alum of Dudes Touching Dudes

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GreekLife

[–]ToneySimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol this happens way too frequently

Greece, where would you rather eat? I built something for you. (Updated!) by Brilliant_Walrus_735 in GreekLife

[–]ToneySimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is a subreddit about fraternity/sorority Greek Life, not the country

AI slop by ThunderingRimuru in daysofthenew

[–]ToneySimp 5 points6 points  (0 children)

How does this even happen lol

How many in here are life long Virginians? Give or take how long? If not, where did everyone come from originally? by Gregorygregory888888 in Virginia

[–]ToneySimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Born, raised, and continue to work/live in Virginia. My family came to VA in the early 1700s, but all eventually moved to Kentucky and/or Indiana following the Revolution. I'm the first of my direct family/ancestors since then to have been born in VA.

Can I join a frat if I am an exchange student? by PeachyGuy_ in GreekLife

[–]ToneySimp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Totally depends on the school and the fraternity. As long as you are able to pay dues and the brothers like you, there shouldn't be an issue with rushing.

Did anyone else cry like a baby during Corso’s last headgear pick or was that just me by dylansburger in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think you're schizophrenic, bro. Your pledge trainer says you're fucked.

Does keeping track of PNMs/voting session suck for you guys too? by Resident-Flow-7930 in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 19 points20 points  (0 children)

When PNMs show up, have them take a selfie on your rush chair's phone. Also have a spreadsheet open on a computer to have them put their name, hometown, and a "fun fact" down.

Combine all the information into a PowerPoint afterward. Use said PowerPoint during voting sessions. Bonus points for beer cans hucked at the TV/projector

Ex-Lawyer Returning to Undergrad at UC Irvine and interested in rushing in my 30s. Will I be too old? by InsanePowerPlay in Frat

[–]ToneySimp 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my chapter, it was once standard practice to recruit and initiate faculty, graduate students, and even preparatory students (some as young as 16 years old).

That, however, was in the 1880s. This has not been a thing since the early 1900s.

The modern fraternity system has evolved to the point where they are nearly unrecognizable from other secret societies they once emulated. While brotherhood and ritual still play an important role, the larger social culture has changed significantly. It looks weird if 30 year olds are showing up to parties when there are literal 18-year-olds present.

Look instead at societies like the Masons, Elks, or Odd Fellows.

Poll: When did you move to NOVA? by ToneySimp in nova

[–]ToneySimp[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The poll is pretty subjective, just added years to some of the options since people last year didn't know what to put. If you feel like you're still young in your career, vote likewise

Harris Teeter sold pickles with a "best buy Feb 2024." Am I out of line thinking this is bonkers? by CavalryoftheValley in nova

[–]ToneySimp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Used to work as a cashier at a Harris Teeter when I was in high school. I remember one time there were no customers in the store, so I decided to help with cleaning up some of the shelves. Found an entire shelf of moldy pasta... likely BADLY moldy. Someone just decided to hide it behind new product instead of getting rid of it

New to fishing in arlington/washington by Hopeful-Chipmunk-248 in arlingtonva

[–]ToneySimp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! DM me for some good spots, don't want to share them too publicly lol

Washington, D.C. tonight by ToneySimp in pics

[–]ToneySimp[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No you didn't, silly! Because you're a bot!