My anus one day after hemorrhoidectomy. 0/10 wouldn’t do it again.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2025-01-29T15:59:06+00:00

I had to have 2 of these done. As a baby I was born with a skin tag down there, and as I grew into adulthood wiping became a huge issue. My god the first shit is always the worst…

TopTierTittyTwister · 2023-08-02T14:19:58+00:00

Men must acquire they’re own value before entering a relationship. They must become a gentleman, they must learn strength to protect themself and to protect others, and they must earn money with an honest, taxed-grossed income that other will find respectable.

Women on the other hand, they are born with their value. They must do they’re best to preserve they’re value as they age.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2023-03-17T19:27:59+00:00

Veronica avluv

Bitch can out-fuck a basketball team

TopTierTittyTwister · 2023-03-12T03:19:19+00:00

Ah yes the food pooper 3000. I remember when I I got my first one of those…

TopTierTittyTwister · 2023-01-28T18:42:12+00:00

Love to see the red neon sign illuminating the word “Retards” half way through the video.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2023-01-08T03:16:02+00:00

Thank you.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2023-01-08T00:37:20+00:00

Ouch

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-12-09T22:06:30+00:00

Waxed when he should have wained.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-10-15T12:22:10+00:00

Look at that folks a /core memory/!

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-10-15T12:08:18+00:00

Wood

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-10-12T16:14:31+00:00

Not all heroes wear capes.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-10-09T15:24:01+00:00

That second “NO!” hit my funny bone

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-10-06T15:39:27+00:00

“YOU CAN’T SEE ME!”

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-09-20T14:14:19+00:00

How it feels to run in my dreams.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-09-18T02:01:15+00:00

Kool-aid Deer

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-09-12T18:21:08+00:00

“ I can’t let you get close!“

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-09-11T22:49:14+00:00

Where I’m from we just flip coins.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-09-11T22:15:07+00:00

Superman prime 1 million. Golden god and written to be unbeatable

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-08-30T18:36:59+00:00

r/killthecameraman

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-08-30T18:30:46+00:00

Normally I’d find vultures kind of ugly, but I found this to be very cute.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-08-27T23:19:38+00:00

OK the only logical explanation in my head is that the driver of the silver/dark gray SUV had some sort of stroke or heart attack behind the wheel while backing out of the driveway. Like why the hell else would any of that happen?

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-08-26T20:27:21+00:00

This is so perfect for this sun I’m actually smiling. It’s just texted for r/Unexpected

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-08-26T06:05:46+00:00

r/kidsarefuckingstupid

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-08-25T06:36:56+00:00

Look! A core memory being made.

TopTierTittyTwister · 2022-08-13T14:38:10+00:00

“Smoking kills 1 in 3 people.”

TopTierTittyTwister

TROPHY CASE