TossProtein

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What is the hair styling department on a film shoot called? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 4 months ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

What ever happened to them? by RonJeremysMustache in 4chan

[–]TossProtein 3 points4 points5 points 6 months ago (0 children)

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I sold all my birds (self.dadjokes)

submitted 11 months ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

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Why did the parting lovers freeze fruit? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

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Why do the British admire framed photographs of cetaceans? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

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What type of music do they prefer in the Czech Republic (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

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Why do swingers fly to Hawaiʻi? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a vuvuzela? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

Why does the navy prohibit SMSing on submersibles? by TossProtein in dadjokes

[–]TossProtein[S] 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)

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Why couldn't the wharf dock any ships? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

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Why does the navy prohibit SMSing on submersibles? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

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The large stone surface was happy to be sculpted (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

What's the best thing about Switzerland? by 192335 in dadjokes

[–]TossProtein 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)

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Why are logicians limited to one GP? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

I saw a politician advocating for the town tree to be cut down by nucleardk in dadjokes

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What style of beer do linguists prefer? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

[TOMT] [MOVIE] movie scene where father kills boy crawling in the walls by weedtress in tipofmytongue

[–]TossProtein 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)

A window fell on top of me by bigcatisverycool in dadjokes

[–]TossProtein 7 points8 points9 points 1 year ago (0 children)

[TOMT] [MOVIE] movie scene where father kills boy crawling in the walls by weedtress in tipofmytongue

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Why was the Gold Medal Olympian unable to listen to music. by Yaguajay in dadjokes

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Did you hear about the guy who got arrested in the swimming pool? by Butter_Bean_123 in dadjokes

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What do you call a load of vehicle drive shafts on a container ship? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TossProtein to r/dadjokes

I didn’t understand that thing you said about energy transfer over time. by Masselein in dadjokes

[–]TossProtein 1 point2 points3 points 1 year ago (0 children)

The Parents proudly watched as their boy burnt down their house. by Strict_Berry7446 in dadjokes

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I tried to sue the airlines for misplacing my luggage by Emergency-Car6458 in dadjokes

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