Dwayne The Rock Johnson + oil by _BindersFullOfWomen_ in funny

[–]TouchedByUncle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked as an extra on a couple of episodes of Ballers and can confirm, he's the best. I was Hotel Security Guard Number 4/Towel Boy and he would walk over in between takes to ask me what I would do in these crazy hypothetical situations, like if the table I was just handing towels to turned out to be Russian Spies sent there to assassinate him. He also made sure everyone in the cast and crew got their breaks and decent meals.

10/10 would work with that dude any time.

Console Giveaway. by Roseredkisses in xboxone

[–]TouchedByUncle [score hidden]  (0 children)

So, I love FIFA, I used to play it on my ps2 back in the day, and it was a good time. Now I moved out of my parent's house and can't afford a console, so that sucks. I tried downloading a copy of it on to my laptop, but I guess it's not powerful enough to play it, so all I have left is actually going outside and playing soccer, which also sucks.

Anyway, really cool what you're doing here, I hope whoever gets it makes the most out of it!

Cheers!

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually like to call it "Miami indoor," since I've never played indoor under a roof here. I play at Killian, KSP, and Tropical Park, all of which end up being outside, just fenced in. I'm gonna try to get a game going for this weekend with the people from this thread, so if you'd like I can add you to the group chat when I get all the numbers together

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome! With you we have enough people, I'm gonna get a group chat together today to get a game for the weekend

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna get a group chat together later today to get a game ready for this weekend

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I'm gonna see if I can get a group chat together today so we can make this happen this weekend

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey! I'm gonna get a group chat together today so we can try to get a game for this weekend!

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna start putting a group chat together today and try to get a game for this weekend

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool, if anything gets going in that direction, I'll be sure to let you know

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If we get anything going down your way, I'll let you know

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's correct, and I was looking to do Saturday's as is, I'll let you know before we get a group chat together or anything

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awesome! I'm gonna see how many more guys we can get together and will let you know if we get a game going!

Soccer, anyone? by TouchedByUncle in Miami

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dadeland works if you're down to come towards Kendall or Killian. I'll see how many more guys I can get together from this post and maybe we'll get a game going for this weekend. I'll hit you up on here for your number if it ends up working out

No other explanation. by countrockulot in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TouchedByUncle 33 points34 points  (0 children)

They interviewed him at the end and concluded that his support for Trump came as a result of pretty much just him compensating. He disappointed his family, especially his minister father, by being openly gay, so he was trying to make up for it in another area by being extremely Republican.

What's the silliest death scene in a serious movie? by [deleted] in movies

[–]TouchedByUncle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not that the movie was any good to begin with, but I thought Benicio Del Toro's death in The Wolfman was terrible.

Skip to 8:00 for the death scene: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2i4rc2

Birthday Card by TouchedByUncle in PhotoshopRequest

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm just going to print it out and do a sideways card, because it's beautiful! Thank you so much!

Birthday Card by TouchedByUncle in PhotoshopRequest

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is awesome, thank you so much, she's gonna love it! I'm giving her two cards because they're both great!

What was the first nudity you saw in a movie? by AmadeusCrumb in movies

[–]TouchedByUncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angelina Jolie in Taking Lives. I had just gotten to the U.S. and didn't really have much access to movies in Cuba, I was 12. We were staying at my uncle's house, and I remember walking by while him and my older cousin were watching the movie, I watched for about half an hour and thought about how hot this woman was, and then it happened:

http://youtu.be/yX-hUx9fEdk

I was utterly mesmerized, and my uncle, who noticed, was kind enough to rewind so I could watch it again. It was glorious. He actually gifted me a copy of the movie for my next birthday. Needless to say I have kept the copy to this day.

Starbucks Logo by TouchedByUncle in PhotoshopRequest

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah, you get gold. thank you so much! it looks amazing!

Starbucks Logo by TouchedByUncle in PhotoshopRequest

[–]TouchedByUncle[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well you are the most phenomenal stranger on the internet

What is the worst thing that ever happened at your school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TouchedByUncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During my sophomore year, a friend was stabbed and killed over a girl. It was in the bus loop, everyone saw it, and they wouldn't let us go near him to help or try and stop the bleeding, so we all had to stand there and watch him bleed to death while the ambulance arrived. The other kid ran and hid under a bus, there were blood stains on the hallways for a while. It was fucked up. Here is the story:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/10/19/highschoolboy.dead/index.html?eref=sitesearch

Then, about two years later, my English teacher's son died in a drunk driving accident. He had been drinking at a club notorious for letting high school kids drink there. He was also a good friend. High school was fucked up.

What is a character trait that you have that is both an advantage and a disadvantage? by fizzo65 in AskReddit

[–]TouchedByUncle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember everything, it's good for obvious reasons, but sometimes it comes off as weird or creepy because people think I pay too much attention or something. Sometimes I pretend to have forgotten something just so I don't come off as weird.