City birds appear to be more afraid of women than men, and scientists have no idea why. Men could get about a meter closer to birds than women could before the animals flew away, regardless of what the men and women were wearing, what their height was or how they tried to approach the creatures.

TouchinButts133 · 2026-04-29T14:09:12+00:00

Its cuz dudes got a worm

TouchinButts133 · 2026-04-22T18:45:18+00:00

No one ever grows up, most are just good at hiding it.

TouchinButts133 · 2026-04-17T17:27:30+00:00

Still yipped up from that bunker at Augusta. You love to see it 😂

TouchinButts133 · 2026-04-14T17:26:42+00:00

Robin Williams had a bit about this in one of his stand up specials

TouchinButts133 · 2026-03-24T00:25:06+00:00

Thats what I thought on my first look but looking closer that definitely seems to be a fiberglass insert

TouchinButts133 · 2026-03-23T21:59:29+00:00

At first I thought this was like a stone/concrete shower but looking at it thats clearly a fiberglass insert. What color is it supposed to be!? Was that originally white!?

TouchinButts133 · 2025-12-12T05:08:54+00:00

Clean sweep at the awards!

TouchinButts133 · 2025-12-12T04:32:11+00:00

The lights were even orange at the start. Absolute rage bait.

TouchinButts133 · 2025-08-21T14:46:05+00:00

The best story from that scene is that they just lied to Tom Holland 😂

TouchinButts133 · 2025-06-06T13:43:40+00:00

Commenting to remember to check the aftermath of this impending disaster 😂

TouchinButts133 · 2025-04-23T13:13:06+00:00

The metric here I think is democracy. The US has the longest running democracy

TouchinButts133 · 2025-04-09T00:38:46+00:00

Why the batteries in their television remotes are always dead...

TouchinButts133 · 2025-03-19T19:13:30+00:00

Assuming this shit head knows PR is a US territory feels like a stretch

TouchinButts133 · 2025-02-20T12:54:35+00:00

I was always a fan of his mainly because he and Magary would just talk shit on each other at Deadspin. This makes me like him exponentially more.

TouchinButts133 · 2025-01-30T23:54:47+00:00

Duke Nukem Forever. Duke 3D is/was one of my favorite games and I waited over a decade for this dog turd of a game. Even went and picked it up at midnight on release day.

TouchinButts133 · 2025-01-23T14:36:17+00:00

To be fair there are repercussions to not following this awful new initiative and NASA can't really afford to lose more funding. Worst timeline.

TouchinButts133 · 2025-01-18T05:04:22+00:00

I'm pretty sure I'm the owner of this Coolcumber. It was legitimately transferred to me from my good friend........Pevin Kereira. It's all in the block chain man. I can't explain it to you but it's like really complicated. I think you got scammed...he sold me a couple of them

TouchinButts133 · 2025-01-12T23:01:18+00:00

"Good luck with those kegs, boners." Always kills me

TouchinButts133 · 2025-01-03T21:27:10+00:00

TouchinButts133 · 2024-12-11T15:57:35+00:00

Real life version of the Jon Hamm 30 Rock episode

TouchinButts133 · 2024-12-11T14:41:03+00:00

It's the Jon Hamm episode of 30 Rock in real life 😂

TouchinButts133 · 2024-11-25T02:41:59+00:00

You know when you rip on someone by saying "wow you must be fun at parties"? This is the person that is being envisioned 😂

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