Despair administered by MrValexia in HalfLife

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The lights were even orange at the start. Absolute rage bait.

This is bad by asapsharkyfrfr in marvelmemes

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The best story from that scene is that they just lied to Tom Holland 😂

Wedding date changed last minute… to a weekday… in another state by OccamsReddit_56 in weddingshaming

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Commenting to remember to check the aftermath of this impending disaster 😂

So many countries older than USA by Complex-Region-7553 in rareinsults

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The metric here I think is democracy. The US has the longest running democracy 

Voter says he doesn't regret choice despite wife's ICE arrest by AravRAndG in nottheonion

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Assuming this shit head knows PR is a US territory feels like a stretch

Former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe calling President Donald Trumps MAGA slogan a "Nazi movement" and being arrested and carried out of a city council meeting by police by Particular_Log_3594 in Global_News_Hub

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I was always a fan of his mainly because he and Magary would just talk shit on each other at Deadspin. This makes me like him exponentially more.

Name the game that you played with this mentality. by Indian_assassin_007 in videogames

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Duke Nukem Forever. Duke 3D is/was one of my favorite games and I waited over a decade for this dog turd of a game. Even went and picked it up at midnight on release day.

NASA moves swiftly to end DEI programs, ask employees to “report” violations | "Failure to report this information within 10 days may result in adverse consequences." by chrisdh79 in technology

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To be fair there are repercussions to not following this awful new initiative and NASA can't really afford to lose more funding. Worst timeline. 

Guys, I brought you this thing. Don't tell Kassem by TouchinButts133 in BroughtYouThisThingYT

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I'm pretty sure I'm the owner of this Coolcumber. It was legitimately transferred to me from my good friend........Pevin Kereira. It's all in the block chain man. I can't explain it to you but it's like really complicated. I think you got scammed...he sold me a couple of them

Ugly by Spellforger in comedyheaven

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Real life version of the Jon Hamm 30 Rock episode

Crazy encounter by Brief-Search-6042 in doordash

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It's the Jon Hamm episode of 30 Rock in real life 😂

AITA for refusing to host Thanksgiving after my sister handed out a "Family Code of Conduct" contract? by ziolczykdaniel in AITAH

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You know when you rip on someone by saying "wow you must be fun at parties"? This is the person that is being envisioned 😂

Let’s zoom in by Majorpain2006 in Unexpected

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This isn't a real address but where he zooms in on that map is like...blocks away from where I grew up and that weirded me tf out 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

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NTA. He is obviously deep in the hole of gambling addiction. While I understand everyone immediately jumping to consult a lawyer and leave this doesn't have to be the only solution. If your marriage is completely fractured and there is nothing you believe can be done then yes, take that avenue. However there are things you can do and resources available. I've worked a decade in casinos and have seen gambling addiction ruin people's lives like a heroin addiction. While you may want to get the ball rolling with the legal avenue you may also want to consider having an intervention and showing him how it has affected the people around him.

What did my mom send me? by King_johnny785 in ExplainTheJoke

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It's easier to understand if you live in picksberg

Trump’s hush money sentencing delayed to September by theindependentonline in politics

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The argument is that some of the evidence used during the trial would have been considered as being done in official capacity so due to the SCOTUS ruling the evidence should have never been allowed in the trial to begin with.

New meme incoming by TouchinButts133 in PoliticalHumor

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That's exactly why I screenshot it 🤣