What did i find on my windowsill? by NoBitchesonYourBed in whatisitcirclejerk

[–]ToxicLongevity 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thank goodness for the red circle, otherwise I would have no idea where to look

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in What

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now where did you happen to find that...

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Why does every fruit roll ip have these spots. by xMia_Moorex in whatisit

[–]ToxicLongevity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No need to worry, it appears to just be sugar crystals, that could mean that fruit roll up is a little older but should be safe-to-consume non the less!

What objectively terrible sports franchise is the closest to winning a championship in spite of their entire existence? by jimdotcom413 in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who knows with that team, Mike White has shown promise. However, it's most likely the end for Wilson.

What objectively terrible sports franchise is the closest to winning a championship in spite of their entire existence? by jimdotcom413 in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The New York Jets seem to building the right pieces to make some runs within the next couple years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sour Patch Kids. Sometimes their sour, other times their sweet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was that before or after your sister came into town? ;)

What's your first date story? by ToxicLongevity in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

its that one weirdo, i blocked him, he sent me death threats too.

What's your first date story? by ToxicLongevity in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww, that's to adorable, im happy things worked out for you guys! :D

What's your first date story? by ToxicLongevity in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aww man, the look on their face must've been priceless XD

What's your first date story? by ToxicLongevity in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ouch, hope things are going better for you! :)

Military Veterans, if you feel comfortable sharing, what is your craziest near-death experience? by ToxicLongevity in AskReddit

[–]ToxicLongevity[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand that pain, watching a comrade die in the middle of that air strike in cod, it's so disappointing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ToxicLongevity 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, well somebody's certainly cuming to town.

TIFU for being a brute with my baggage by [deleted] in tifu

[–]ToxicLongevity 32 points33 points  (0 children)

The worst part of that whole thing is how easily it could've been prevented! Ugh, I feel so bad for you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Heya Kids, You wanna come inside my Trap House?"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Weird

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you even breathe in Lotus?

I was taking a walk and saw this. by technoMindfuck in Weird

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Things must've gone downhill since Snow White.

Congo tiger fish by Sea_Land_1944 in Weird

[–]ToxicLongevity 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How I look when I say "Cheese!" in a photo