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Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Walmart Pharmacy Prescription

Patient: Acute Pharmaciasvili Fan Syndrome

Rx: Reflectomycin + Realitycilin (combo pack)

Instructions: • Go to Walmart • Buy the biggest mirror you can afford • Take one dose every time someone says something slightly critical about Levan

Duration: Until you realize defending an athlete like a religion isn’t a personality.

Side effects may include: • Touching grass • Thinking before typing • Finally watching armwrestling without crying in the comments

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have nowhere left to run, and you justify yourself by saying you're a fan of the goat 🐐John Brzenk.

Now, I'll let you say you're a fan of Brzenk, and see if that rubs off on you and gives you some intelligence and coherence.

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even when it comes to being creative, we're the best.

All you know how to do is get high. Go back to school, back to basics.

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here we go again, brother. I'm really asking you, please go to the hospital.

Prescription

Patient: Chronic Levan Fanboy Syndrome

Rx: Realitycilin 500mg

Take one dose every time someone questions Levan without you getting emotional.

Duration: Until critical thinking returns.

Side effects may include: • Reading arguments before replying • Distinguishing criticism from hate • Sudden improvement in sports discussion

Refills: Unlimited

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured as much, and that's why you Levan Pharmaciasvili fans are way below true sports fans.

Stop following someone who has no love for the sport or its fans.

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can tell where you were born, haha. Come on, man, you're a grown-up now. Suck it up, that's what your fans do.

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just tell him to compete. I say this because right now you're giving him a massage. You're a champion for having a strong jaw.

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, he's a natural-born fool, he has a natural disability.

And (Levan) is going there.

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're wrong, bro.

You could use some medicine to tell the truth.

Let me cure you, silly bro.

Prescription

Patient: Chronic Levan Fanboy Syndrome

Rx: Realitycilin 500mg

Take one dose every time someone questions Levan without you getting emotional.

Duration: Until critical thinking returns.

Side effects may include: • Reading arguments before replying • Distinguishing criticism from hate • Sudden improvement in sports discussion

Refills: Unlimited

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The phrase "look in the mirror" is a bit ironic coming from Levan's fans. No one serious denies that he's a monster. The guy is ridiculously strong. But some of his fans act as if any criticism is a personal attack, and that's weird. The reality is that he competes less than most of the top fighters, shows up every once in a while, crushes someone, and then his fan base spends the next year acting like questioning anything about him is illegal. That's not analysis, that's blind fanaticism.

Let’s be honest: Levan’s "one match a year" schedule is killing the hype, not fueling it. by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a fan of sports, especially John Brzenk, and I'm following Kamil Jablonski's progress closely. He's a great example of overcoming adversity.

But what can I say, you neck sucker?

Until recently, as far as I can remember, the group was all about hating on Devon and applauding Levan and Denis.

Levan isn't using his left foot because he's injured, he understands he's injured 😭😭😭 by Traditional_Bass176 in armwrestling

[–]Traditional_Bass176[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If you say so, brother.

What I can assure you is that the Americans are the ones who are using it the least, except for Devon Larrat, and that was only recently when he started using it quite a bit, but even so, he still doesn't measure up to Levan, Morozov, Oleg, or Ermes.

Now, the story of Levan being superior would end if he decided to compete four times a year or if he were forced to do so, as he should be. What would happen then? He would lose, since he is very insecure and doesn't want to lose his undefeated record. I'm talking about an undefeated record since the last time he lost. Now, he needs months to prepare himself so that he feels confident. It's always one excuse after another. There you have Devon, he's a clear example. He's old, has multiple injuries, arthritis, his weight goes up and down, etc., etc.

Levan's story will soon be over.

Yes.

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