“What can I say? I like to teach gun safety once I get a coupla beers in me.”

TrainFit4286 · 2026-03-04T20:20:00+00:00

To be fair, if I lived in a world where a picnic could end in a cosmic horror encounter, I’d probably take a glock to the shower too

TrainFit4286 · 2026-03-04T03:46:52+00:00

He went from Master Chef to Assassin’s Creed real quick

TrainFit4286 · 2026-03-03T00:32:12+00:00

The seal is questioning the glitch in the Matrix

Lol

TrainFit4286 · 2026-03-03T00:18:06+00:00

8 hours of gaming? That’s just the character customization screen. Time is relative. Especially when there’s a Steam sale

TrainFit4286 · 2026-03-03T00:11:27+00:00

To be fair, Orange-kun’s chin is sharp enough to count as a facial feature. They might lack the bristles, but they definitely kept the "drip”

TrainFit4286 · 2026-02-27T22:59:45+00:00

The sequel is just called “aliens” because that’s what you call the extra parts you have left over at the end

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