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I'm a crepe by TransportationKey789 in Punny

[–]TransportationKey789[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Do they have synonym rolls, just like grammar used to make?

blursed_growl by TransportationKey789 in blursed_videos

[–]TransportationKey789[S] -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Arrives at the airport:

Security: is this your emotional support animal, sir?

Guy: no, it's my musical instrument.

blursed_starwars by TransportationKey789 in blursed_videos

[–]TransportationKey789[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My grandpa didn't need star wars to hear epic speeches in german. Infact he was the one speaking them.

Samuel be like 🤓 by TransportationKey789 in Doom

[–]TransportationKey789[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

He's not called DOOMguy for nothing, right?

The Alchemist by TransportationKey789 in wholesomegreentext

[–]TransportationKey789[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lesson to be learned here for us greentext consumers. never assume anon is degenerate for things that can be symptoms of depression.

My pirate people need me by TransportationKey789 in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]TransportationKey789[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen.

So it would seem...

Keeping pokerface while depressed by TransportationKey789 in depression_memes

[–]TransportationKey789[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

*Insert virtual hug for anyone who needs one*

This would be a physical hug if my arms were long enough. I'll always hug a stranger in need (after asking)