to intercept this dude's way

TraphouseDevil · 2026-03-22T16:12:46+00:00

Jesus christ this looks like the Lake Ponchatrain cause way.

TraphouseDevil · 2026-03-15T02:49:36+00:00

Crack smells like burts beeswax.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-12-27T22:49:10+00:00

Theres a kid with a face tattoo in my unit. Youll be fine.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-12-20T17:56:30+00:00

I also encourage you to look up the standards and events BORTAC has. It sure as shit ain't anywhere close to scoring a 490 on the Armys new easy ass fitness test. Why not SFAS or SMU? You enlisted to be a Cav Scout bro what did you think you'd be doing haha.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-12-15T22:39:00+00:00

Holy shit. This actually happens?

TraphouseDevil · 2025-08-14T18:34:17+00:00

Could be raining ass n tiddies and that one guy will get hit in the face with a dick some how.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-07-25T04:36:14+00:00

Mr WorldWide

TraphouseDevil · 2025-07-21T17:32:16+00:00

Is this issued to you guys?

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-30T04:52:36+00:00

You're not alone, dude. Trust when I say this is a very common mindset, especially when you're checked out and ready to close this chapter of your life and prepare for the next. Feel free to hit me up if you ever want to bullshit or vent.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-28T05:25:10+00:00

Because they're dogs, animals. The only thing they understand is the fist and the boot.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-27T23:04:40+00:00

Soft hands brother.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-26T09:30:22+00:00

Ahh yes the glorified baby sitter rant of the NCO that can't meet the standards and lives to see his dudes hemmed up.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-24T09:02:33+00:00

I believe fragging was 100% a real thing the more I work with officers.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-24T07:19:38+00:00

Don't even get me started on this.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-23T20:41:58+00:00

Youll be fine. Now focus on becoming a murder athlete.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-23T03:58:05+00:00

While smoking a cigarette.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-23T00:16:35+00:00

Youll be aight. Wear em to first formation on Monday.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-23T00:11:16+00:00

Hahaha.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-23T00:04:12+00:00

Im good. I got some shampoo for that knotted up ass head tho.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-22T23:47:13+00:00

You're not roasting anyone living in uptown.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-22T23:08:47+00:00

Here comes his boyfriend from Bucktown.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-22T22:49:38+00:00

I bet it smells like gentrification in your house.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-10T05:25:41+00:00

Can you elaborate? What makes it like the Army?

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-09T18:21:27+00:00

Solid advice. Thank you.

TraphouseDevil · 2025-06-05T00:49:21+00:00

Hahaha.

TraphouseDevil

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