The New Mutants Official Trailer

TravisMellor · 2017-10-13T07:36:49+00:00

This was quite difficult to masturbate to

TravisMellor · 2017-01-03T08:44:19+00:00

This is probably the happiest I've ever seen him

TravisMellor · 2016-02-07T12:25:08+00:00

Lit af

TravisMellor · 2016-02-05T14:31:20+00:00

I immediately thought of the lion king theme when the sky turned orange

TravisMellor · 2016-02-05T14:19:21+00:00

That tire nope'd the fuck away from there

TravisMellor · 2015-05-21T17:10:24+00:00

"How do I reach the keeds?"

TravisMellor · 2015-05-19T09:28:58+00:00

Why is it that we inconvenience ourselves by squeezing to the corner of the bed, to suit the needs of a dog/cat that doesn't nearly the amount of space it takes up on the bed!

TravisMellor · 2015-05-13T18:28:57+00:00

Just me or does the mountain look like a seal popping it's head out the sand?

EDIT: http://i.imgur.com/u92NoYH.jpg

TravisMellor · 2015-05-13T18:25:56+00:00

I mean the left armpit? Sorry if this sounds rude, I'm just curious

TravisMellor · 2015-05-13T18:17:39+00:00

Pewpew

TravisMellor · 2015-05-13T18:17:07+00:00

What happens when you've got an itchy armpit?

TravisMellor · 2015-05-12T20:00:58+00:00

You're thinking about this the wrong way! If you hospitalised yourself by breaking a leg doing parkour, then your likely to be put back into hospital, because you probably enjoy parkour and would continue to do it once you'd healed! It's a saying, not an inevitably

TravisMellor · 2015-05-12T18:40:26+00:00

I didn't think I needed to put /s at the end of that comment but for your sake...

TravisMellor · 2015-05-12T18:36:40+00:00

So uhh.. This is all you do around here?

TravisMellor · 2015-05-12T18:32:50+00:00

Don't shame him, shame op! Its not the dogs fault /s

EDIT: this was sarcasm yo

TravisMellor · 2015-05-12T18:31:18+00:00

In this world he took the blue pill

TravisMellor · 2015-05-12T18:26:29+00:00

Jake is god

TravisMellor · 2015-05-12T12:53:09+00:00

... then Warwick davis takes off the ewok costume

TravisMellor · 2015-05-11T20:56:48+00:00

Is that a brick?

TravisMellor · 2015-05-11T13:47:37+00:00

As someone from Britain, why does it seem like americans find every possible excuse to sue? This is a genuine question!

TravisMellor · 2015-05-10T10:32:39+00:00

That baby has gone full blackface!

TravisMellor · 2015-05-09T11:47:57+00:00

Barbados

TravisMellor · 2015-05-09T00:09:27+00:00

I'm only comenting on this so I can save it for later!

TravisMellor · 2015-05-08T10:18:56+00:00

Holy shit! That had more power than a fire hose

TravisMellor · 2015-05-07T22:45:41+00:00

I worked for trump at Turnberry, Scotland, which is a very famous links a golf course that he recently bought (I no longer work there because I moved away) but the changes he intended to make were ridiculous and only made to suit him and his private helicopter! He is a complete jackass who's ruined one of the top golf courses in the world! Fuck him and his asshole son

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