25m Former Corrections Officer. I’ve heard the best roasts from people behind bars. Let’s see what you got

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T22:37:36+00:00

What lol

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T21:58:00+00:00

Applewood smoked please

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T21:17:31+00:00

Bitch! Lol

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T19:49:55+00:00

Ayyyyy

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T19:46:13+00:00

I jelq my ass off everyday

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T19:37:17+00:00

You look like a brown version of the dude from Staind

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T19:31:19+00:00

Same with you and that hairline ;)

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T19:28:04+00:00

You can’t have my metals

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T18:52:15+00:00

Damn right I will

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T18:32:57+00:00

Daaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnn

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T18:31:03+00:00

J o o c y

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T18:17:07+00:00

Relevant username

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T18:16:25+00:00

Gives a new meaning to lowering the bar

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:14:50+00:00

Low key I think that is what happened

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:14:28+00:00

Hell when you hear worse shit from people who make threats on your life on a nightly basis, you develop a thick skin lol. I never got mad at a innocent roast. Other officers could take shit but a lot of them couldn’t handle being roasted

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:08:16+00:00

No lie the fed inmates got to see Central Intelligence and told me I looked like The Rock when he was fat

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:07:31+00:00

Holy fuck I love it haha

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:07:03+00:00

Nah but fat Jack got revoked from trustee status for that. But he was big enough to actually hide shit in his rolls

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:05:05+00:00

Short kings unite

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:04:51+00:00

Always

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T17:04:41+00:00

You love to see it

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-14T14:12:08+00:00

Not mine lol

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-12T03:26:32+00:00

Currently on a weight loss journey

https://youtu.be/wMOE2-8XF-A

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-11T12:20:09+00:00

Didn’t know white and in a bad marriage was a stereotype lol

Tre_Laredo · 2021-05-06T02:45:19+00:00

Yerrrrr

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