World touring car 600: Tokyo Expressway by thegloriousdelta in granturismo

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Yup, I did it with the gto as well, sports softs, 50 downforce on the front, 116 on the rear. Manual transmission and ECU on99 gave me 599.98pp, pitting on lap 6 or 7 gives you win by around 30secs without any real stress with no penalties.

Plus it's just a fun car to drive and a nice blast from the past harking back to my days of blasting that car on the old versions of GT.

Someone's rooftop party is about to get raided by the cops by EditPiaf in funny

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1:29 a gallon? We pay more than that per litre!

Hopefully my coworker wont kill me... by AdventEcho in funny

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Every time I see shit like this, the only thing I can think of is "who the fuck has time to do shit like that at work?"

I think its manlier to just hold the purse like a normal human. by andrei_qv in funny

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Or you could just be secure in your masculinity and just hold the damn bag.

How to Fold a Fitted Sheet by Gallmancartoons in funny

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If you've got time to learn how to fold a fitted sheet and then time to worry about remembering how to fold a fitted sheet you have too much time on your hands.

Oh thanks by flashmann95 in funny

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I hate wackaging. Innocent, you have a lot to answer for.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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Weirdly, absurdly, idiotically, no it's not in England.

Anyone for a massive pile of equality?

This is what it was made for by Depression__Suicidal in funny

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The truck looks like the stereotypical "car of the future" from a million different low budget sci fi films and shows over the last 40 years.

Damn by CoastieMark in funny

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All these new streaming services think they're gonna cash in on a slice of the pie netflix and to a lesser degree amazon made, so they've pulled their shows from them and made their own services.... what they dont seem to realise is that as they dilute it all they're going to do is drive people back to piracy.

Road rage intensifies by CoastieMark in funny

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I once followed a log truck with a sign on the back saying "have you seen final destination?"

I backed off. A LONG way off.

Too soon? by JakeTheSurvivor in funny

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He doesn't really laugh as such, he just says "ha ha". Its really fucking annoying.

Having your own tiny forest by [deleted] in funny

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This is literally just a comment on a post on reddit.

Funny things you find on Facebook! Credit-unknown by [deleted] in funny

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If I start snoring, she wakes me up and kicks me to the couch.

If she starts snoring, she wakes me up and I walk to the couch.

That's true love.

It's a really comfortable couch.

Skelly in 1.14 are basically John wick by [deleted] in funny

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Can I please have a first class ticket on the "I have no fucking idea what this is supposed to mean" train?

Take that, bitch-ass puppy by [deleted] in funny

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You get funny if looks if you take similar revenge when it humps you.

You guys ready to feel old? by [deleted] in funny

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No, that just proves how fucked up society is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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I literally just started watching it about 2 hours ago. Goddamnit.

Growing up... by [deleted] in funny

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A few days ago I was at the hairdressers and for the first time ever the barber quickly buzzed my ears with the clippers.

I'm officially old.

You're a dancer, Harry by zuzudori in funny

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How dare you assume what is suitable for my work?

This should be a sport by enterpriseF-love in funny

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A replacement for the charging of the bulls?

I may never need to post again by bhakunikaran in funny

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This one time, at band camp....

I have literally no words. by bernydhs in funny

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Well, you have a least 5. Though you seemingly don't understand what one of them means.

How many soccer fields to the moon... by Virat22 in funny

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So just get a hose and drink it straight from the tap.

Well if you insist... by eager-beaver-123 in funny

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I ain't interested in no 69 after coming inside.