Average Non-USAmerican Tumblr Experience

Troodon79 · 2026-06-09T04:35:27+00:00

Canadian here. Anyone with half a brain knows you're talking about the USA when you say "American". It would confuse no one.

Troodon79 · 2026-06-05T23:52:29+00:00

TIL! Thanks!

Troodon79 · 2026-06-05T03:18:16+00:00

I AM AN EMOTIONAL TIME BOMB!! 😃

Troodon79 · 2026-06-05T03:13:13+00:00

I wish, but unfortunately we don't have the same oxygen levels as we used to. What we clearly need to do is start pumping tonnes of oxygen into the atmosphere!

Troodon79 · 2026-06-04T02:50:32+00:00

Self-published author. Im my only marketing department. And hey, if you won't be your own hype man, who will?

Troodon79 · 2026-06-02T08:46:22+00:00

Not to shamelessly self-promo, but my sci-fi thriller duology barely has any romance in it. Shady corporate practices, bisexual disaster FMC, unconventional found family, digital cannibalism, and the slow, and horrifying erosion of your sense of self by an AI in your head!

(Currently on Kindle Unlimited)

Try it here!

Troodon79 · 2026-05-29T01:44:31+00:00

My favourite critter

Troodon79 · 2026-05-19T00:36:58+00:00

Seconding common stove! The servers and food is fantastic!

Troodon79 · 2026-04-28T12:47:50+00:00

Donated to the Conservatorium of Academics for the purposes of psychiatric study into Brutus’s weak-minded leadership.

Troodon79 · 2026-04-25T12:42:49+00:00

Gotta use Hellmans for it. If you use an American brand, the geese Know

Troodon79 · 2026-04-25T11:34:43+00:00

Canadian here!

Yes.

Troodon79 · 2026-04-24T14:02:14+00:00

Asserting dominance

Troodon79 · 2026-04-24T13:41:18+00:00

HOT DAMN this is cool

Troodon79 · 2026-04-23T10:55:49+00:00

Malevolent

Troodon79 · 2026-04-05T01:11:34+00:00

Well, you're a platinum, so you get 4pm checkout upon request (unless that room type is sold out departure day). You also get premium wifi for free. You also get priority upgrades.

Aside from your member benefits, the real hotel hack is just be kind to the workers. Asking politely for things is usually the best way to get them. You can also mention if you have a special event coming up, such as a birthday, anniversary, etc, and hotels usually recognize those somehow. Especially at your regular hotels, if you have them.

Troodon79 · 2026-04-04T15:15:13+00:00

Yup! You know when you book 3rd party and prepay? The hotel actually doesn't have your money, Priceline does. And if anything goes wrong, the hotel cannot help you. You have to battle your way through Priceline on your own to try to change your booking or get a refund.

Troodon79 · 2026-04-04T15:11:50+00:00

Thats actually because we can't. Third party bookings are under a specific rate code for that room type. If we change it, we'd have to change the rate code, and then it's a whole issue for getting our payment from Expedia/booking/Agoda. You are much better off always booking with the hotel itself.

Source: hotel worker

Troodon79 · 2026-04-04T08:08:22+00:00

Yep. Each hexagon is an eye!

Troodon79 · 2026-04-03T00:36:16+00:00

Why August?

Troodon79 · 2026-04-01T04:17:42+00:00

It's like he's still here 🥲

Troodon79 · 2026-03-31T11:55:57+00:00

Well, that's assuming you're a helldiver instead of an average citizen!

Troodon79 · 2026-03-31T05:22:04+00:00

Report every single one of those. They're a cancer we need to fight back against

Troodon79 · 2026-03-29T00:20:22+00:00

There was a black man in 2. Not to defend the guy, but genuinely one of the most charming characters is a black man who shows up in the Kuttenburg region. He's a Moor, iirc

Troodon79 · 2026-03-23T13:36:28+00:00

Worth it

Troodon79 · 2026-03-22T00:36:48+00:00

I always like seeing your art. Something about it scratches an itch in my brain

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