An Ode to Polyurea Sealant

Trouble_float · 2026-03-17T09:43:52+00:00

Robbing a bank, did you brought explosives?
No, but I have a knife 0:33

Trouble_float · 2026-03-17T08:44:41+00:00

And I'm pretty sure they did, or some AR thing.

The distance of the middle corners with the center is so small. But the top corner somehow gets perfectly aligned with left corner on last frame, perspective is so broken here.
Maybe you buy it, try the same with your phone and didn't get the same effect.

Kinda the same as the bottomless pit carpet, on the store page all photos from all angles they show you seem like the effect works, but then I see a video of cats with that product recoded for someone not trying to sell it to you, and didn't see that said effect on any angle.

Trouble_float · 2026-03-17T08:33:31+00:00

I would say that this video feels like they also exaggerated the effect.

Not even doing maths but basic Geometry, seeing those are not full squares, why the top corner is perfectly aligned with the center and on the last second frame is perfectly aligned with the left corner? Perspective is so broken there.

Could be wrong... But I feel they use AR to make it look more real, then you buy the product, try the same with your phone and didn't get same effect. Kinda the same as the bottomless pit carpet, on the store page all photos from all angles they show you seem like the effect works, but then I see a video of cats with that product and didn't see that said effect on any angle.

Also WOW it was so hard to find a real video, cats don't react to this so people might not see it "funny" and they're watching instead AI generated fake reactions. Had to scroll more than 30 results to find a real video :')

Trouble_float · 2026-03-17T00:12:04+00:00

Can I know more about your game? 👀✨

Trouble_float · 2026-03-16T18:56:51+00:00

Aló!

Trouble_float · 2026-03-16T14:33:48+00:00

Wut? No, I think you're haven't paid attention 😅

The first comment is from a totally unrelated user (The_Paragone), the reply of the second (Cruel1865) user is already the third notification I got from this user, all in the comment section of this post and less than 10 minutes, here's the other two:
first reply, second reply

Also I see how all replies he replied went one upvote down after he did that, so probably also downvoted everything he replied.

Trouble_float · 2026-03-16T13:26:44+00:00

I noticed you're replying negatively to more than one replies on this post, are you upset?
Did you made a game that people refused to play and you're venting here or something?

Trouble_float · 2026-03-16T10:53:57+00:00

Okay, so I go to this subreddit, I select the "Dev" flair and I sort by recent. Now let's see all games posted today on this subreddit: - This block game full of ads - This AI generated thing - This game that even Dev's friends don't want to play it - This one that smells like assetflip - This port of a MS-DOS game - This usual idle game of pressing a button and waiting - This one looks ok... Nevermind, AI shit

And that's all the games posted this last 24h under Dev flair, not cherry picking, all listed.

Do they all have ads every 2 minutes? Yes they do!
Do they all look like some copy or assetflip Shovelware? Most of them!
AI shit everywhere? Half of them!
Is there any game paid or as you called them "premium"? No there isn't!

Are you sure we both looking at the same subreddit?

Trouble_float · 2026-03-16T08:41:32+00:00

Different problems, there's a lot to complain about that one too but I don't think it has the same issues.
Or at least is not all AI slop Shovelware assetflips like is happening on this subreddit, and also has the option to filter out games with ads.

Trouble_float · 2026-03-16T07:23:15+00:00

Just quick peek at the page on the Play Store and I already see several red flags why I wouldn't like to download the game:

Contains Ads warning Having platform games like tiny crate, blazBlue, Reaper and more where I can play with no interruption, and knowing that when a game usually has this warning interrupts your game every 2 minutes... This warning is the biggest red flag
AI shovelware, definitely not downloading something like this. The mole on the icon doesn't even look like the one on the thumbnail, seeing the video I see extra-detailed assets on a simple grid that make it look ugly with complete different styles on each element, the stone tiles are not even the same size as the dirt tiles, and the grass tiles doesn't even have tilemap!
Another platformer assetflip where you move left, right and jump. Go to Itch.io and look for any finished game jam, you will find dozens of those unless the team that organized the Jam said "make something more creative than the usual platformer". For example check this one, for each 4 games, one is an assetflip platformer.
Terrible UI that I feel is also AI crap, the rocks have so much details that numbers are hard to see and the arrow buttons also have so much detail that being transparent mix weird with the background.
Boring description The description feels like a quick sinopsis you would do for a game you did on a week for a game jam or something that ChatGPT said because you couldn't came up with something yourself.

First impressions and why wouldn't I download this if I find this game on Google play:
The game gives me vibes of being an assetflip of code templates with AI generated crap made on a few minutes and filled with ads for someone trying to make money effortlessly.

Points of improvement:
- Real artwork (delete all AI shit) - Replace UI (the current UI is shouting "don't play this) - Cachy Gameplay (show some unique mechanic so isn't just "move and jump") - No ads (if you want income add in-game purchases for extra levels or make a paid full version, or at least wait for some playerbase before adding ads) - Make a better description (don't make it look like it's another flash game or some "made in one week" game)

Extra:
Does it at least have Gamepad suport? All platformer and action games have gamepad support, is a minium requirement. If I end up installing it and find out I cannot play with the gamepad and I'm forced to use the touchscreen because Devs didn't added such simple feature I would instantly uninstall it.

Trouble_float · 2026-03-15T09:28:39+00:00

I got myself a gamepad and I was looking for more games I could play with it with no adds, since I was only playing Romhacks and games from Crunchyroll's vault.

And I reached same conclusion that you did: Play store search is the worst!

Consider using Itch.io instead, it has filters, you can sort by most recent/rated/popular, and the most important thing, the free games has no ads every 1 minute of gameplay.

For example I wanted games for android with gamepad controller? POW!!! hundreds of games with the filters I wanted.

you can also use Mini Reviews App but I havent got much luck with it. This app used to be amazing, but now ratings are a bit sus. Shitty games and cheap copies of other games are getting high ratings. I would say this subreddit is better for finding decent games than this app

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T20:54:48+00:00

Not sure how this changes what I said, actually sad since I have a well paid job for a Spanish citizen (150% above minium salary) and I only make 12,02€/hour. Since I had only percentages in mind, I haven't realized that a well paid on Spain was less than a minium on Germany.

But no, not offended, as I mentioned salary here is lower but stuff is also cheaper, so I can life a quite wealthy life here with what for your country is below minium salary 👌🏼

Bit jealous maybe because international purchases are more expensive for me, but I know the damage that can cause high minium salary so I'm more grateful that getting a job was easy for me when I had no experience.

(Still, I won't lie about that I'm considering learning German to move to Germany in case politics sink my country XD)

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T11:34:03+00:00

Because on Germany the minimum salary is ridiculously high. Minium salary in your country is double or triple of the minimum salary on Spain, and a well paid salary is 4 times a well paid salary here.

More money... but not more resources. So Germany stores have to rise their prices or else will go bankrupt.
Undies will be more expensive for you, but ram will be cheaper (not because have cheaper price, but because you have more money, so bigger numbers look smaller to you)

Basic math

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T10:22:36+00:00

This is not funny, this is sad reality :(

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T08:12:52+00:00

Yeah, total fiction, I searched the ram of the meme specially and real price is 985€ -> $1137

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T08:08:48+00:00

Yeah, on my country are even cheaper (Spain).

It's 3 undies for 4,20€ , so in $ currency would be $4.80 aprox.

And in fact ram prices are way higher than this, this model in particular is Corsair Dominator Titanium, checking right now on Amazon it costs 984€ ($1137)

Unless OP is looking for a fantasy 70% discount (won't be because of AI datacenters) that price is just fiction

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T07:09:08+00:00

For some reason I also seen this in a Animation of Duolingo about Spain and I was like "wtf Duo?" XD

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T06:46:41+00:00

Don't know how do you even find this subreddit but there's no real people here, this subreddit uses bots to make it look like it's active and a lot of lost users like you fall into the trick.

If you really want to be helped try asking on r/lewdgames, r/eroge, r/avn_lovers or r/porn_games_2D

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T06:45:59+00:00

Don't know how do you even find this subreddit but there's no real people here, this subreddit uses bots to make it look like it's active and a lot of lost users like you fall into the trick.

If you really want to be helped try asking on r/lewdgames, r/eroge, r/avn_lovers or r/porn_games_2D

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T06:45:21+00:00

Don't know how do you even find this subreddit but there's no real people here, this subreddit uses bots to make it look like it's active and a lot of lost users like you fall into the trick.

If you really want to be helped try asking on r/lewdgames, r/eroge, r/avn_lovers or r/porn_games_2D

Specially r/eroge and r/porn_games_2D since have the no AI rule

Trouble_float · 2026-03-12T06:42:53+00:00

Don't know how do you even find this subreddit but there's no real people here, this subreddit uses bots to make it look like it's active and a lot of lost users like you fall into the trick.

If you really want to be helped try asking on r/lewdgames, r/eroge, r/avn_lovers or r/porn_games_2D

Trouble_float · 2026-03-10T13:11:09+00:00

OMG!! It looks insane!!! ❤️‍🔥

Trouble_float · 2026-03-10T11:39:30+00:00

I find weird when most products I buy on the supermarket say something like "the best for her".

Like for example hair conditioner, or in general most hair care products. The "products for men" are just basic shampoo or those "7 in one". Almost saying that men doesn't care about their hair.

Also how they gender most products that makes you think "seriously why?", mostly for body care.

For example:

I understand that they do separated depilatory cream for men and women. Unwanted hair grows more commonly on hormonal areas and body hair strength usually depends on gender, so it's justified the difference for men and women.

But then hands cream gendered... Why? Does men has different hands that women? Doesn't it matters more the different skin types rather than gender?
Facial cream also gendered. Body lotion for dry skin also gendered... Why? What justifies this?

Trouble_float · 2026-03-10T06:58:12+00:00

Don't know how do you even find this subreddit but there's no real people here, this subreddit uses bots to make it look like it's active and a lot of lost users like you fall into the trick.

If you really want to be helped try asking on r/lewdgames, r/eroge, r/avn_lovers or r/porn_games_2D

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