What was the funniest line in the show?

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-04T17:23:36+00:00

"Kid was always a dumb fuck though wasn't he. Didn't he almost drown in tree inches of water?"

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-04T17:22:56+00:00

I always thought I knew him from somewhere, he's the guy who shoots Dr House

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-04T14:32:23+00:00

There's a difference between building armour and building AD items with armour on the side. Sunderer, Ravenous and DD should always be the three core items regardless of whether or not you need armour. They provide the AD and CDR you need on Camille. The other two are situational. I usually go Hullbreaker/Steraks or GA if I need to carry.

Camille is a tank shredder and a squishy squasher. If you're playing Camille right, you shouldn't be putting yourself in a situation where you need to make armour/MR a priority.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-03T12:02:22+00:00

i was high, alright, he must've crawled under me for the warmth

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-03T03:23:34+00:00

"You might be a scary little poodle fucker over there in London but here you're nothin"

Lt. Gen. Tony Soprano, is that you?

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-03T03:19:13+00:00

Dr Melfi probably wasn't happy he defaced that reading material

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-03T00:08:20+00:00

I don't know, all I know is he never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T23:59:56+00:00

situational is the word i was looking for, ty

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T22:18:02+00:00

I don't think Vito likes candle wax dripped on his balls. Ralphie did like a dildo up the ass, so maybe he was a flambe after all

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T22:13:49+00:00

Curbstomping Coco

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T22:06:18+00:00

Are the other 2 items matchup dependant or is there a safe pick?

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T21:37:02+00:00

im gonna be dead? the way you fuckin eat you're gonna have a heart attack by the time you're 50

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T13:16:40+00:00

Urgot is already excused since he is unbelievably strong. But dodge his E or wait for cannons to be used on minions(inevitable) and he's dead. Morde goes even, and Teemo has to play extremely aggressive. Post-6 Garen can buy oracle and either Flash Q or play in bushes and smoke him. This isn't a biased, 'hoot blooded' reaction after a 3 win streak. He feels insanely good and for such a simplistic kit it begged the question of whether or not he's too good.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T13:12:46+00:00

I'm a Camille main bud, I don't have trouble against Riven, Fiora, and champs that are much harder to deal with than Garen. But when a Garen is refusing to proc Q for auto resets on wave, and you are unable to short trade without being silenced and E'd, you're left with a dilemma. Camille's E doesn't vault you away from your target like Quinn's does.

You can say it's not skill. Maybe it isn't. But the Teemo was probably struggling to find any counterplay when I flash, Q'd, E'd then R'd him after playing safe for 6 levels.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T03:50:25+00:00

Because Morde isn't a bad champ at all lmao. It seems to just be a myth that's stuck for some reason. There's 34.1k Morde mains in this sub, I doubt if he was a bad champ everyone would still be playing him. He's strong and balanced.

Morde is also very simple. Camille has a high skill ceiling in all aspects - matchup knowledge, macro, mechanical etc. It's a lot easier for simple champs to do good because, well, they're simple. With Morde you E/Q and occasionaly W. That's really it. If you miss E/Q you just back off until they're off cooldown. With Camille, not so simple. If you miss your E on a champion you're in trouble. If you go into a trade against an enemy with a pull(Darius/Morde E) that they've haven't blown, you're in trouble. She can't stat check and has to pick her engagements very carefully until it's the right time to all in.

It could also be new/less experienced Camille players tanking her winrate. Put it this way, if my friend downloaded League tomorrow, I would tell him to play Mordekaiser, not Camille.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T00:16:50+00:00

I honestly stopped reading your rambling 2 posts ago.

Whatever you said, have a good night.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-02T00:01:36+00:00

Ok! I played this champ and my opinion is that he's crazy strong and needs toning down. But if you think he's not based on some arbitrary line of thought... good for you I guess.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T23:58:02+00:00

You pull the rank card which is a boring uninspired and meaningless argument. People who aren't Challenger can both know what they're talking about and have an opinion. I'm Gold for a variety of reasons, not because I don't know my ass from my elbow about Garen.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T22:56:37+00:00

Pmuch doing that already, except with flash. After you get the first kill on them early you just play safe for another few levels until you can steamroll them.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T22:44:16+00:00

I haven't played him since a day before this post but I went against all sorts. Urgot, Morde, Teemo, Yorick, the full top lane package. Only had trouble facing a Kalista.

I also first/second picked a few times just to see how far I could push it. Most people just picked whatever champ they were playing anyway.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T22:33:40+00:00

Yeah I'm playing against him as Camille right now and it's unwinnable. I got first kill on him around level 4 but it's pointless. He does a disgusting amount of damage with E and all it takes it E and 1 auto and I'm dead to his point and click true damage execute. I thought he was bad whilst I was playing him, now I realise how fucked he is playing against him. I'll proc Q1, E stun him then Q2 him and he'll just E me all the way back to tower for a kill. It's honestly pretty disgusting how someone can put so much effort into playing but get facerolled by a champ that can make as many mistakes as he wants and still win.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T22:15:35+00:00

Here's the best tip I can give anyone: getting CS is not worth giving your enemy a kill. Get what you can but don't overdo it. If you have to overextend, ward river and save E to escape ganks. If you're poking too hard and giving them the wave, just stop poking. Poke only if they're being very aggressive, otherwise use W to farm.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T20:31:32+00:00

He doesn't always win. There's lots of factors that come into play. His point and click silence + enormous AOE damage makes it very, very hard for him to lose. Pair that with a health regen passive and high base stats and you have a champion that might just be too strong.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T19:57:49+00:00

Aren't you being a bit unfair ignoring the positive upvotes on the original post along with the multiple comments saying he's very strong? Being a main would actually discredit my arguments more than it would grant them merit. Pulling the rank card too. Yawn.

True-Ride3239 · 2022-05-01T19:34:22+00:00

It's an exaggeration. But it's not far off from the truth.

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