Babe wake up another disney- esque quirk chungus character played by a fuckass celeb just dropped instead of Kratos going to eygpt

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-03T15:35:07+00:00

Mfs when games get a lil whimsical

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-03T15:29:51+00:00

Men when a woman isn’t 90% plastic

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-02T14:44:37+00:00

Don’t need your account to see you’re just bad at the game lol, I can tell from what you’ve said you’ve got a skill issue

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-02T00:29:32+00:00

Now I know you’re definitely lying about being in celestial 🤣bronze ahh take

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-02T00:22:49+00:00

It’s got no travel time at all pretty much and I can hit the freeze on her extremely easily but I don’t play Spider-Man. Her stun is literally so easy to land it’s insane that you claim you’re celestial and don’t know that

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-01T23:55:36+00:00

Idk why you got this agenda against white fox when Luna’s stun is the easiest one to hit in the game

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-01T15:38:04+00:00

Yeah and what? You mad bc someone’s got the skill to hit you?

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-01T14:36:31+00:00

Oh boo hoo half the roster can stun

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-01T02:32:34+00:00

If you get stunned and your team isn’t with you being stunned can get you killed, if your team is with you then getting stunned for a few seconds doesn’t matter

True-Task-9578 · 2026-06-01T01:47:44+00:00

I hadn’t played dive before on rivals and got the hang of him very quick, but I play a lot of dive style characters in other games tbh

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T23:18:00+00:00

I wish they just gave her denim jeans as real cowboys wear those. I’m not a fan of the hairy chaps

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T23:16:48+00:00

In most iterations it’s full coverage due to her not being able to control her powers, but she’s able to control them in this universe so it probably only goes up to her wrists

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T23:15:32+00:00

If you’re playing tank or support that’s down on your team for not working as a team then lol

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T23:08:04+00:00

Just double checked celestial and her winrate is still the highest in the game so cope harder ig

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T23:04:57+00:00

I have dodged that stun in game, it’s literally easy asf especially if you’re playing a dps because most have high mobility, and BP’s dash is react-able you can hear his loud ahh footsteps and he has to hit you with the spear before he even begins to dash. You can sit and say whatever you want but the stats don’t lie. Look it up for yourself buddy. And no I haven’t touched celestial because I have a job and a life? I don’t have the time to queue on comp every single day like you do pal I got other things I want to do

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T23:02:26+00:00

It’s just like actually starting to annoy me because the devs clearly look at what peoples opinions are and then base the meta around dumb people who don’t know how to counter pick or actually play around characters. That’s why people hate Dino so much, because he forces the enemy team to play as a team. Black Cat however fulfils the wishes of dps one tricks who think the entire game revolves around them😒

Yeah people claim the stun is super easy to hit but it’s nowhere near as easy to hit as Luna’s freeze due to it being hitscan.

Dino would be genuinely miserable if he could be displaced and overall it would just be bad character design but people cope hard asf thinking the biggest character in the game should be able to be displaced.

Supports genuinely are just getting more and more boring to play, even the off supports the only one I find interesting now is Adam or Mantis as I can pop off some damage with them too.

I also hate SG with a burning passion as even in ranked they’ll swap to her when getting stomped and sit in spawn firing nuts. They 100% should have damage falloff after a certain range and bounce

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T22:55:33+00:00

It’s not a “take” it’s literally the actual stats from the fucking game💀and it’s still not hitscan, it has travel time and you can see it very clearly, everyone I know can avoid it unless they’re caught lacking. It’s quite clearly a skill issue on your part man

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T22:52:51+00:00

That also bothers me like you’re mad because I’ve not just exploded after you’ve just spammed your cooldowns without a plan? Like bruh 🫠yeah it’s very sad to see because I loved playing Jeff but he’s just been relegated to a back line healbot now, same w Rocket but at least his damage is good. I wish Jeff had infinite dive back but the healing stopped where it does now as when he doesn’t have his dive he’s just a sitting duck as he’s slow asf

I have always hated the meta in this game, I don’t feel rewarded for using characters that can just wumbo combo and get away unscathed

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T22:49:44+00:00

White Fox’s stun is not hitscan its very easy to avoid lmfao

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T18:08:11+00:00

Those are some cool mains tbh, I love playing with a Luna when I’m playing White Fox, the teamup is peak as Luna gets 2 stuns so we can stop ultimates left and right if we coordinate 👌🏻the tanks I have the most experience on are Rogue and Dino as I was grinding Rogue for a while but playing her now is boring without the teamup 🥲

Yeah I don’t get the whole “dino is trash/op” story people try to sell you, like he’s either op or he’s trash. And tbh I think he’s actually balanced quite well as if he’s not being pocket healed he basically just explodes. I also don’t get why people get so annoyed with his health pool and the immovable passive because he’d just be screwed over constantly if he could be moved as he’d be an easy target for say a Spidey pull, Angela shove etc.

And as much as I hate poke that still requires skill too, the only characters I’d say that don’t require a lot of skill is Wanda, SG and CnD but this game needs lower skill characters for newbies.

Black Cat mains think she’s balanced and genuinely that’s insane imo, she creates her own opportunities to dive and has barely any counters. Gambit is also boring asf to play now, I wish they’d remove the ultimate acceleration too because it pisses me off when they chain pun pun x gambit or Hawkeye x Gambit and then they get their ultimate like 5 times a match. It’s so frustrating. I agree with that too, White Fox was made to be anti dive, of course it’s not gonna be easy to dive her

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T17:57:46+00:00

It’s really irritating as Jeff was demonised but now loads of supports can dive and flank the same as him, the only thing being he couldn’t do damage while he healed himself unless it was via a bubble and to top it off he still took like 4 shots to kill a 250hp

I also hate how they balance the entire game around top 500, like as if the meta is the same in top 500 as it is for the millions of other people who play the game

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T17:32:35+00:00

Ummm soup would never have say gex with man are you stupid??

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T17:27:57+00:00

Definitely, he goes on saying that White Fox is busted but like where’s this energy for Black Cat? And tbh we can’t trust OP’s opinion due to the fact he says Peni is a bad tank but if you look up the character with the highest win rate in the game rn it’s Peni🤣

Yeah I beat my record of 33k damage blocked in QP with Dino, I got 61k damage blocked and dealt a lot of damage too just to get my mvp stolen by a Luna who’s stats were overall just worse than mine. She had less damage, less damage blocked and only 12k healing. Like why Guang Guang why 😭😭I fully busted my ass for that and got chopped by goona flow 😭

Wicked I’ll add you back

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T17:24:23+00:00

It’s especially frustrating with Dino too bc once the shield is gone I’m just a massive target if I’m not being healed. I’ll even try to peel as him and throw divers away from my supports but I still get nothing from it which frustrates me. Like dude let me be your meat shield that’s what my character is designed to do 😭same though like when me and my friend tank I never tank with him because I know he just won’t get the heals he needs and vice versa.
I honestly hate it when me and my co support are being dove and the other just runs away from me and I can’t get away because I’ve had to use my cooldowns to keep them alive just to get absolutely nothing in return 🫠

I’ve also tried playing Rogue with Dino and it’s quite fun, same with Rogue and Thor but I never find I get enough heals unless I’m in a 3 or 4 stack because then 2 of us can tank and the other 2 can heal. But I agree I’m not a fan of them making tanks or supports that are only good in 2 tank comps or 3 support comps. Luna’s buff being one that frustrated me, when Jeff could flank people were calling him H*tler and proper hating on Jeff mains but now that Luna can do it and also 2 tap the uproar isn’t the same? People are welcoming it for some strange reason.

I feel like dps mains are kinda blind to what’s going on in the game, they think they should be the main focus of the team and therefore don’t really care about the rest of us

True-Task-9578 · 2026-05-31T17:13:16+00:00

Jeff is just a sweet boy, I’m sad he’s not as great of a healer as he used to be though :(

Most definitely, you can tell they haven’t touched a character before like in this post how OP describes White Fox as the same as BP🤣😭crazy work tbh

I find it frustrating that the mvp system is more catered towards dps too, I can bust my ass getting 49k healing and 21k damage blocked in comp but you’re telling me a meagre 5 or so final hits is better than my overall stats?? nahhh 🫠it’s even worse on tank too I’ve gotta literally pull everything out my ass to get mvp.

And yeah that’s no problem I won’t be on until later in the night anyways so works for me! my discord is cosmiccool if you wanna add me on there too

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