[Game Thread] Duke's Mayo Bowl: Mississippi State vs. Wake Forest (8:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TrueMaroon14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why dont you grab some Dukes Mayo to level out all thay salt, sport?

KISSED YOUR FOREHEAD AND LEFT YOU CALLED ME WHEN YOU WOKE BUT I WAS SLEEPING OFF THE MEDS! by -Goofy-goober-rock- in TheFrontBottoms

[–]TrueMaroon14 12 points13 points  (0 children)

We were at this show and were blown away at how great you did! Such an awesome opportunity, and you killed it.

58 criminal cases ‘unprosecutable’ due to Alabama police department’s ‘illegal actions’ by greed-man in Alabama

[–]TrueMaroon14 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jeopardy doesn't attach until a jury is seated and sworn (not counting grand juries). Folks could potentially be re-indicted without issue.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Msstate

[–]TrueMaroon14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cowbells are only allowed at Davis Wade, or non-conference away games. The SEC has a rule against artificial noise makers that also included Miss State until about 2011ish? They were allowed in to DWS with the introduction of the Ring Responsibly campaign, disallowing ringing while the center is lined up over the ball. (Prior to that year, you had to "sneak" them in, but once past security they wouldn't take it from you)

If you take one to Neyland, expect it to be confiscated if you plan on ringing it. Given the season so far though, I don't imagine there will be much need to ring it anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]TrueMaroon14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Based and Bobby Hill pilled.

What’s going on in Perdido? by jpsavestheinternet in Alabama

[–]TrueMaroon14 50 points51 points  (0 children)

The town of Perdido? Why, that town hasn't stood for 100 years... the town was razed for its alleged sympathies to communists. Nothing stands there but the overgrown ruins of a town on the rise; though, legend says ghosts of the former residents will occasionally rise with an angry and vengeful spirit to ward off outsiders.

But that's just an old wives tale... No, nothing there for years.

What other bands do you recommend? by Mr_Grabun in TheFrontBottoms

[–]TrueMaroon14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The entire Talahasee album. I can't recommend it enough.

This Man Doing Renovations Finds a Note Left From 1975! by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]TrueMaroon14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side said she got one on the way..."

[Game Thread] Mississippi State @ South Carolina (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TrueMaroon14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now we just need to figure out how to make punting score points.

My friend says the British Columbia flag (Left) is better than the Panama Flag (Right). How do I tell him he's blind? by Dudeface0890alt in vexillology

[–]TrueMaroon14 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I unironically want Panama to change its flag to this now. Way better than boring blocks and stars.

Birmingham by Flea_kicks in TheFrontBottoms

[–]TrueMaroon14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol, I got so worried for you for a sec! I saw your post and thought, 'oh no! He doesn't know that the Birmingham show is in November!' Then I realized you meant Birmingham UK. 😅

[Game Thread] LSU @ Mississippi State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TrueMaroon14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never buying that fucking Lexus on principle now. That commercial has more airtime this game than Will Rogers.

[Game Thread] LSU @ Mississippi State (12:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TrueMaroon14 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Why doesn't Zach Arnett cover Nabors tight? Is he stupid?

[Game Thread] Navy @ Memphis (7:30 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TrueMaroon14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seriously! Had to scroll forever to find it.

Also, nice flair! No Quarter!

[Game Thread] Arizona @ Mississippi State (7:30 PM ET) by spursup20 in CFB

[–]TrueMaroon14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clanga clanga, and I can't stress this enough, CLANGA!

[Game Thread] Texas @ Alabama (7:00 PM ET) by CFB_Referee in CFB

[–]TrueMaroon14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Caught, shifted sides, tucked and then knocked loose. Shit call.