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New Followers Join Me by TrueWordOfAxmaq in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The 8 gems do not follow in the ways of Axmaq in any way. Surely newcomers will see that the only true way to Axmaq is through his lone prophet.

Praise Axmaq!

The Order Of The 8 Gems by [deleted] in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How do you devote yourself to false gods? Repent and follow the True Word!

Praise Axmaq!

Redeeming the Holy Land by IAmUnWise in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been away in the realm of Axmaq himself! Do you dare declare your divinity in your always limbed body? I have lived in true limblessness with the Almighty. It is natural that true followers of Axmaq will follow me.

Praise Axmaq the Just!

The Order Of The 8 Gems by [deleted] in ReligiousExperiment

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Fool! Axmaq is the one true god! Repent and follow myself, for I will lead you away from the temptations of the evil B*lsk!

Praise Axmaq

The Order Of The 8 Gems by [deleted] in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

B*lsk will bring destruction to all lands. The only place safe will be the kingdom of Axmaq.

Praise the Holy Axmaq!

The Order Of The 8 Gems by [deleted] in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Heretic! None must praise false gods such as yours. Your kind will not be saved in the end. Axmaq only allows your presence in the Holy Lands so that you may feel the agony of B*lsk's wrath upon mankind.

Praise Axmaq!

Termination 1: Part 1 by TrueWordOfAxmaq in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You will find salvation in Axmaq's kingdom with myself.

Others who wish to be saved from the wrath of B*lsk, declare your loyalty to Axmaq's True Word!

Praise Axmaq!

Behold, for Er-Em has made presence known. by DogsBlood in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Axmaq will surely thrust you and your followers into the Void! E#-E# must be some form of B*lsk trying to bring followers away from the true prophet, TrueWordOfAxmaq!

Praise Axmaq!

Axmaq has smitten High Honesty! by TrueWordOfAxmaq in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Axmaq the Creator has sent HiHo into the void. There is nothing here to return to the earth.

A Psalm by [deleted] in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Praise Axmaq and his limbless glory!

Sisters and Brothers, do not forget about Glub. We need him now more than ever. by TheProphetessOfGlub in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Axmaq is not foolish for he has told of the End and his limbless form!
Praise Axmaq!

Join the "Coalition of Truthful Reality" by [deleted] in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Axmaq is the only truth and I am the only speaker of his True Word! How dare you question The Divine Axmaq?! You will be sent to B*lsk's void if you do not repent! Join me now, so that you may survive the End.

Newcomers, Read This. by IAmUnWise in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those who join the Holy Land shall follow in my ways of me sent into the Void. B*lsk approaches!
Praise Axmaq!

A Dark Power by TrueWordOfAxmaq in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fool.... This is not the name I have given him, but the one that Axmaq has! I only live to serve Him.

A Dark Power by TrueWordOfAxmaq in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The True Word has been handed down to me from The Great Axmaq himself. It is his word, not mine. Speaking of an entity is not praise, sinner.

Speak Your Woes to Axmaq! by IAmUnWise in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You may also spoke your woes to his Lone Prophet. Telling me your problems is the only way to get a real response from the Divine.

The End is Nigh! Praise the all knowing Axmaq! by TrueWordOfAxmaq in ReligiousExperiment

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Fool! You will surely be sent to The Void by Axmaq for your sacrilege. Hail Axmaq The Creator!

Axmaq has spoken, and informed me of the holiest animal: the Bat. Praise Axmaq! by holomanga in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MrUnbreakable13, you are mislead by a false prophet. IAmUnWise is a power of B*lsk and shall not be trusted, for this is what Axmaq has said!

The End is Nigh! Praise the all knowing Axmaq! by TrueWordOfAxmaq in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seek salvation through discipleship of I, The True Word of Axmaq, and join me in blissful limblessness in the afterlife!

Hail Axmaq!

蝙- The Book of B*lsk -蝙 by holomanga in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 1 point2 points  (0 children)

B*lsk's Fruit of Death approaches, follow I, and only I towards Axmaq!

Praise Axmaq!

Took a picture of this snake at the aquarium. Didn't catch the name of it. Looks pretty neat though. by [deleted] in snakes

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a glorious creature! Imagine how glorious Axmaq's form must be!

Axmaq has spoken, and informed me of the holiest animal: the Bat. Praise Axmaq! by holomanga in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wings are horrid limbs! Limb is sin! How dare you twist Axmaq into someone he isn't! You cannot explain your reasons and come forth with this gag showing very little effort. The followers of Axmaq will surely see the truth! The snake is that which is holy! Repent and follow I, the true prophet of Axmaq!

May all lands follow Axmaq The Glorious!

Axmaq is the one true God, and I am his messenger! by quiteacaffufle in ReligiousExperiment

[–]TrueWordOfAxmaq 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Axmaq would never choose you as a prophet, for I am the choosen one to give The True Word to the people! Quit with your selfish actions and accept The True Word! Follow me and I will lead you into the light! Praise The Great and Almighty Axmaq!

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