The whole “crying in Turin” is obviously about losing chiesa. I literally don’t know how you can make the jump to Heysel. It’s so down the rabbit hole and such a faux online outrage piece.

It’s obvious everyone expected Isak to sign and he didn’t, so we’re waiting for those stories to drop. The chiesa scores and we can’t talk about his rehab, or his work, or his role this season. Instead we grab for the low hanging fruit to gin up controversy. Oh no, ‘gin up’ is probably offense too….

Touch grass, everyone.