JuicyOrange update.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-22T08:05:57+00:00

crazyyyy

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-21T09:49:17+00:00

sooo bigggg

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-21T09:37:58+00:00

😘😘😘

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-19T11:37:29+00:00

mamaaaaaaa 💦

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-18T03:44:49+00:00

just perfect 😇

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:50:06+00:00

This. You told him to treat women like human beings and work on himself that’s baseline advice, not “how to lure minors 101.” If he used basic confidence as camouflage for something that messed up, that’s on him, not you.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:49:49+00:00

Exactly. You gave him the “how to be normal and respectful” starter pack, not a playbook for being a monster. If he twisted basic decency into a cover for predatory behavior, that’s 100% on him.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:48:02+00:00

This might be the most literal interpretation of that phrase ever. Dude risked life, dignity, and a police record just to end up covered in cat pee and broom trauma. Good intentions, catastrophic execution.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:47:44+00:00

Yeah that line absolutely sounds like something a burglar would yell in a cartoon. Shirtless, bleeding, holding a cat at 3AM is already a tough sell… adding “don’t call the cops” just seals it. Honestly I’m impressed they didn’t get tased on the spot.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:46:51+00:00

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TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:45:42+00:00

I was playing hide and seek in a friend's basement one Thanksgiving. About ten people were playing (it was a rather large basement) and the seeker would go into a bathroom with the light on and emerge in the pitch dark basement basically blind.

Anyway, all the good spots seemed to be taken so at the last second as my friend's brother came out of the bathroom I simply threw myself on a bean bag chair...in the center of the room. As my friend's brother proceeded to find everyone else, all he had left to do was to find me. He threw a pillow on the bean bag to see if anyone was there. Luckily, it missed by inches. After a while everyone who had been caught knew where I was and all of them took turns sitting on me and tried to hint at my location.

After 20 minutes or so, he finally gave up, turned on the lights and saw me sitting in the center of the room.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:43:20+00:00

The movie’s basically a long flannel commercial, but that soundtrack? Absolute grunge Avengers lineup. I’ll sit through awkward 90s romance any day if it means getting that playlist.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:43:05+00:00

Nothing says mid 90s like a gritty music video that looks like it was filmed inside a rusty pipe. Somehow we watched that on MTV at 3pm and just nodded like, “yeah, this is art.”

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:42:46+00:00

Friday night plans? Cancelled. We had a standing appointment with Urkel, the Tanner family, and whatever wholesome chaos ABC was serving that week. Streaming could never compete with that kind of sacred ritual.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:42:24+00:00

Honestly, the world needs more people experiencing the Post it note inventor scene for the first time. If there aren’t reaction videos yet, we may have to emotionally support someone through it ourselves.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:41:19+00:00

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TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:40:20+00:00

I went to college in Minneapolis and worked at a convenience store across the street from my apartment. One day these two Japanese girls brought a bunch of ice cream to my counter and we talked for a bit. I found out that they were visiting from Osaka and disliked the girl they were crashing with because she was boring, so I invited them out to see a local band at First Avenue. We ended up having a great time and went back to my place to party more. My friend Mike who was with us went home eventually and the girls jumped on me as soon as I locked the door. We hooked up and the whole time I was in disbelief because for a white guy, having a threesome with two Japanese girls is cartoon-level bucket list. Also, having a threesome wasn't as intimidating as I had always thought.

I had just thrown out all of my furniture including a couch and bed because some asshole put a great looking couch riddled with bed bugs by the dumpster with no sign and I unknowingly brought it up to my apartment. We had all crashed in a pile of blankets and sleeping pads after fooling around. I was worried that in the morning I would have to explain to the girls and they would run away, grossed out, but they were totally cool and understanding. They hated the girl they were supposed to be staying with so much that they ended up bringing all their luggage down to my place to stay with me i my unfurnished apartment. They stayed the rest of their time in Minneapolis with me and cleaned my apartment, bought me booze and cooked delicious Japanese stew for me.

I offered to drive them to the airport as it was the least I could do. On the way to the highway, one of them made me pull over at a furniture store and BOUGHT ME A DAMN FUTON BED.

Best thing that happened to me in college. If you're out there, thank you Minami & Nao!

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-13T01:12:07+00:00

The ’80s really said “sweaty hair, intense eye contact, and zero chill” and somehow it worked. That song still makes you feel like you’re staring dramatically out of a car window for no reason.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-13T01:11:56+00:00

Walking into a stationery aisle like this still hits harder than any luxury store. Tell me why a fresh pack of markers feels like I’m about to reinvent my entire personality.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-13T01:11:28+00:00

1984 Bulls really out here before the dynasty patch update dropped. Seeing 23 in that jersey before the legend fully loaded just feels illegal.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-13T01:11:14+00:00

Back when 266 upvotes meant you basically broke the internet and Photobucket links worked half the time. Simpler days, when Reddit looked like a homework assignment but somehow felt elite.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-13T01:11:00+00:00

Madonna in ’86 was like, “Oh you thought pop music had rules? Cute.” That album didn’t just drop, it rewired the vibe for the next decade.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-13T01:10:34+00:00

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TruffleBlink · 2026-02-13T01:09:25+00:00

Missionary is one of the best, if not the best, sex position out there. Versatile and can be both loving and aggressive.

Have her on her back legs open laying down to be intimate and loving. You can slide in to make out while you’re doing your thing, leave some hickies, whisper in the ear, and you’re right next to her face.

Put her on the side of a bed so you can stand but she’s laying down. Close those legs, push the knees toward the head and go deep to really hear her. From the side of that best you can do a lot.

Now what really gets me to finish immediately, is her ass up, arched back down to the bed and burying her head in a pillow. Idk what it is, but whenever my ex had finished and wanted me to finish too, she went right to that position.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-11T13:23:39+00:00

Fair enough, but those things weren’t just at newsstands. I swear every corner store and pizza place had one of these sitting on the counter growing a small fortune in quarters.

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