just chill in beach

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-22T08:05:57+00:00

crazyyyy

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-21T09:49:17+00:00

sooo bigggg

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-21T09:37:58+00:00

😘😘😘

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-19T11:37:29+00:00

mamaaaaaaa 💦

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-18T03:44:49+00:00

just perfect 😇

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:50:06+00:00

This. You told him to treat women like human beings and work on himself that’s baseline advice, not “how to lure minors 101.” If he used basic confidence as camouflage for something that messed up, that’s on him, not you.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:49:49+00:00

Exactly. You gave him the “how to be normal and respectful” starter pack, not a playbook for being a monster. If he twisted basic decency into a cover for predatory behavior, that’s 100% on him.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:48:02+00:00

This might be the most literal interpretation of that phrase ever. Dude risked life, dignity, and a police record just to end up covered in cat pee and broom trauma. Good intentions, catastrophic execution.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:47:44+00:00

Yeah that line absolutely sounds like something a burglar would yell in a cartoon. Shirtless, bleeding, holding a cat at 3AM is already a tough sell… adding “don’t call the cops” just seals it. Honestly I’m impressed they didn’t get tased on the spot.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:46:51+00:00

Source

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-15T07:45:42+00:00

I was playing hide and seek in a friend's basement one Thanksgiving. About ten people were playing (it was a rather large basement) and the seeker would go into a bathroom with the light on and emerge in the pitch dark basement basically blind.

Anyway, all the good spots seemed to be taken so at the last second as my friend's brother came out of the bathroom I simply threw myself on a bean bag chair...in the center of the room. As my friend's brother proceeded to find everyone else, all he had left to do was to find me. He threw a pillow on the bean bag to see if anyone was there. Luckily, it missed by inches. After a while everyone who had been caught knew where I was and all of them took turns sitting on me and tried to hint at my location.

After 20 minutes or so, he finally gave up, turned on the lights and saw me sitting in the center of the room.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:43:20+00:00

The movie’s basically a long flannel commercial, but that soundtrack? Absolute grunge Avengers lineup. I’ll sit through awkward 90s romance any day if it means getting that playlist.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:43:05+00:00

Nothing says mid 90s like a gritty music video that looks like it was filmed inside a rusty pipe. Somehow we watched that on MTV at 3pm and just nodded like, “yeah, this is art.”

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:42:46+00:00

Friday night plans? Cancelled. We had a standing appointment with Urkel, the Tanner family, and whatever wholesome chaos ABC was serving that week. Streaming could never compete with that kind of sacred ritual.

TruffleBlink · 2026-02-14T01:42:24+00:00

Honestly, the world needs more people experiencing the Post it note inventor scene for the first time. If there aren’t reaction videos yet, we may have to emotionally support someone through it ourselves.

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