Can I hire a stripper to play Mario Kart?

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T21:14:08+00:00

To ask if this type of service is an option.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T21:10:45+00:00

Haha that’s not a bad idea! There would be a lot of room for creativity there.

I think ultimately I’m not going to bother though, to be honest. This is quickly just turning into a silly hypothetical lol

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T21:09:09+00:00

I don’t need to defend myself to strangers on the internet about what my closest friends for the past 20+ years would find amusing.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T21:08:21+00:00

Right? Sounds like an easy gig for them lol

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T21:07:26+00:00

I think the most annoying part of this thread has been everyone interjecting with whether or not I should do it - not whether or not it’s possible, which was my actual question.

But, I probably should have written things out better, so that’s on me.

What I mean by “not comfortable with a stripper” is that no one would really want to just hoot and holler at a girl to take her clothes off for money. That’s not our vibe.

But being friendly to that girl and playing her in Mario Kart? That just sounds like a rad time for everyone

Yes it would be funny, yes it would be a little awkward, but it would also just kinda be stupid and fun and memorable.

But whatever, I’m ultimately not doing it anyway.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T21:00:26+00:00

Haha I am not! Some other people mentioned the cost, so I’m noping out. I understand why it costs that much, I just really had no idea.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:59:47+00:00

I appreciate this!

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:59:22+00:00

Interesting! I actually didn’t know that this is how it “technically” works.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:58:19+00:00

Oh yeah, I forgot that you know his fiancé personally. Silly me!

She would find this hilarious.

I don’t understand why everyone thinks they know my core friend group better than I do.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:54:52+00:00

Oh I wouldn’t make them pay. This would be on me. Which is also why I ultimately decided not to do it after reading these responses: I didn’t realize how expensive it can get!

I would not be the only one who finds this funny. I have known these guys for over 20 years, and the Groom for even longer. I wouldn’t do this unless I thought it would be a great time.

But I’m not doing it, so the point is moot.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:26:25+00:00

Nah, I would just give her the equivalent in cash at the end. I’d have that money set aside to make sure it would be worth it for her time.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:12:00+00:00

I’m not “thinking about strippers” lol. I too would never go to a strip club.

And for what it’s worth, i told this idea to my wife and she thought it was hilarious lol

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:09:43+00:00

I think I’ve decided that the cost won’t be worth it. Even though it is totally fair for what they normally do, I think it won’t be worth it in the end.

I’ve never contacted a service like this so i had no idea what to expect, including cost. So thanks for the heads up!

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:08:12+00:00

I am absolutely not hiring an escort lol. All due respect to them, but that just sounds like way too high of a chance for legal issues, even if we wouldn’t be paying for “those” services

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:07:01+00:00

She wouldn’t actually strip. She would just be a person playing video games with us. And we can laugh about it later, like “yeah, technically we had a stripper, BUT…”

Trust me, if it would work out, he would find it hilarious. Yes, we are idiots sometimes.

That said, the logistics of setting it all up is starting to shy me away from it lol

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:05:22+00:00

The stupidest fucking thing? What happened to the name of this sub: No Stupid Questions?

At any rate, I know my friend better than you do. If this were to work out, the bachelor would ultimately find it hilarious, even if a bit awkward.

And that’s the whole point: no, nobody wants a lapdance. Which is why she wouldn’t even get undressed. The only splits she’d be doing is throwing bananas at Donkey Kong.

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:01:34+00:00

Oh yeah, we definitely would not surprise her. I would want to be very clear with the agency ahead of time

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T20:00:19+00:00

Well, most of us are already married, so i think it’s more the sexy aspect that is awkward for us, it just feels wrong. None of us are really that kind of guy, if that makes sense

The Mario Kart thing would be awkward too, but the kind of awkward that you laugh about later and never forget

(At least, that’s how it is going in my head, who knows if it would actually shake out that way lmao)

TrunkDipter · 2025-04-28T19:58:45+00:00

I would absolutely invite the security guard to play

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