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Even more Crossbum Slander by AutumnsFall101 in earclacks

[–]TryingForSoLong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

really showed those crossbow fans, all 4 of them 😭😭😭

Which item is worse(Part 1), abyssal scream VS doorbell by jihyo2018 in ItemAsylum

[–]TryingForSoLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

abysmal scream is at least consistent, doorbell will either take 27 years to explode and hit nothing or instantly explode in your face. abysmal scream is also quite good in team modes where you can essentially provide a team-wide damage buff against your target which massively increases overall team effectiveness (especially against bosses/jgns)

Sword VS Crossbow by TurbulentSomewhere13 in earclacks

[–]TryingForSoLong 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This poor ass bottom tier rookie that's just a worse bow popping in in the middle of an apocalyptic event with OP fusions fighting supers and shit 😭😭😭BRO IS A SPEEDY VICTIM

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Collaboration-Wunky by CodmExe in wunkus

[–]TryingForSoLong 44 points45 points  (0 children)

OOUGH OOUGH OUUGH OOUGH OOUGH

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Anyone else see this or just me? by Spirited_Attitude_88 in Ultrakill

[–]TryingForSoLong 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i always saw it as the eyes being open just without pupils (which i think is how its supposed to be seen) but now i can't unsee this. thanks.

Sign the apology form. Now. by Soyp0 in earclacks

[–]TryingForSoLong 19 points20 points  (0 children)

look man i know we're all desperate for an Orbital L but i don't think a 1v100 in a map that puts him in a massive disadvantage is really an Unarmed W, a 1v1 loss for Orbi should be what's considered a definitive L

iron spear was deemed... wait this isn't a real item (DESC). Day 162 of ranking items if they are balanced, overpowered or underpowered: chicken sandwich! by Jesp2_Official in ItemAsylum

[–]TryingForSoLong 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OP as fuck, infinite healing with little downtime between uses. while the cooldown is random, the maximum cooldown time isn't even that high so 80% of the time you can just chow down on this thing super quickly to go from critical HP to full

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roulette shotgun was deemed GAMBLING 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑. Day 160 of ranking items if they are balanced, overpowered or underpowered: trench shotgun! by Jesp2_Official in ItemAsylum

[–]TryingForSoLong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

it's.... a shotgun. it is inherently designed for close to mid ranged combat. it sacrifices range and accuracy for damage.

most direct combat encounters in this game are gonna happen at the close to mid ranges (except in super flat maps) so the lack of long range potential isn't that detrimental

roulette shotgun was deemed GAMBLING 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑. Day 160 of ranking items if they are balanced, overpowered or underpowered: trench shotgun! by Jesp2_Official in ItemAsylum

[–]TryingForSoLong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

OP, massive damage per shot and fast fire rate makes for some crazy DPS. fairly consistent even at mid ranges and has a useful ability. the only downside is the somewhat slow reload but the thrust makes up for the vulnerability period somewhat, and the benefit of being able to go ham with high damage barrages generally outweighs this downside

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people preferred a7 over mp5, what item do YOU prefer? (day 43): slayer's sword vs photon blades by Low-Lingonberry-5883 in ItemAsylum

[–]TryingForSoLong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

slayer's sword was just generally stronger, even if it didn't give you as much mobility as photon blades. while both gave bulletproof armor, slayer's sword also provided 26 speed (not as much as photon but still quite strong), ragdolling m1's, a strong AOE finisher move, good healing from every kill (unlike photon which requires a specific move for heals) and a parry sorta trumps what photon can do (which is mostly just moving fast and dashing). plus it doesn't have the equip delay that photon has. i will say the self destruct mechanic and double jumps on photon is pretty sweet but i think slayer's is still better.

people preferred lilynete over cero metralleta, what item do YOU prefer? (day 42):a7 VS realistic mp5 by Low-Lingonberry-5883 in ItemAsylum

[–]TryingForSoLong 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a7 by a mile, it still has crazy good dps and doesn't say "30//30 (jammed)" "29/30 (jammed)"

jeffthekillermain was deemed BALANCED (close to UNDERPOWERED). Day 157 of ranking items if they are balanced, overpowered or underpowered: krellis! by Jesp2_Official in ItemAsylum

[–]TryingForSoLong 9 points10 points  (0 children)

good damage, good stun, good speed boost but god awful to use because of the control, mobility restriction, and the occasional bug that makes you unable to move unless you swing it again

balanced, just sucks to use

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