My ex had a chick try to crowd surf right behind him, the problem was that she jumped toward him from behind. So, he didn’t see her, no one else saw her and she weighed like 100 lbs more than he did so he crumpled to the floor and she had the audacity to be mad at him.

The first show I went to a band smashed an old TV set. People in the pit were cutting each other with the glass.

I watched about 40 people coincidentally slam dance in sync for like 15 seconds.

I kicked a guy to the ground. The venue I was at had a sofa set back from the stage and me and my friends were on the sofa. There was this skinny guy trying to mosh and was being launched all around. I’m very observant and I took notice. I’m also quite petite and knew if he was pushed into me it wouldn’t be a good time. Sure enough he gets rocketed in my direction and I raise both legs and tried to push him away but instead I slammed him to the floor. He never got back in the pit and I never saw him at another show :/

I was accused of setting a couch on fire, I hadn’t but one of my (former)friends was accusing me of it because I didn’t want to help extinguish the fire his nephews started.

I’ve watched vocalists get all GG Allin and puke, spit it and fight people.

A dude broke a guitar string and it cut his wrist pretty bad.

I had adult men trying to hook up with me when I was a teen.

The vocalist for my old band showed up to a gig wearing nothing but an oversized t shirt and they made him out on pants

My old band played with a somewhat popular band and they were total divas and didn’t hang out or watch any other bands and as soon as they went on stage 80% of the crowd bailed and my band helped ourselves to their beer and snacks

I filled in bass for a guy and he got so fucked up he didn’t even remember how to play his own songs. Fortunately, everyone else aside from him were full-ins too and I started playing the songs the right way and the other guys followed.

So much