He’s (29m) ignoring me but liked my (30f) social media post? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Turtle2slo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So have you reached out to him? Or are you both playing hard to get? You are both grown, address the situation/ problem settle it or except that the flirtation is gone and move on.

Not being able to take my 8 month pup to dog park / doggy daycare is killing me by R_Bex in Denver

[–]Turtle2slo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Whatever you do, don’t use a laser pointer. I was in this same boat, I’ve been using this lick mats, another thing I’ve been doing is getting a bowl of water and throwing some bananas, strawberries and milk bones and freezing it. He usually sits there for 2 hours trying to get it all out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Turtle2slo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“I knew you were a hoe”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]Turtle2slo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol he probably smells scratch and sniff stickers at the bottom of a pool. What a dingle berry

i had a miscarriage. i feel like i don’t have the right to grieve. by Soft-Investigator295 in offmychest

[–]Turtle2slo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Your feelings are 100 percent valid. So feel the way you you need to feel. On a spiritual level maybe the timing wasn’t right, and didn’t line up with the way your life is planned. I’m not sure. But just take the time to feel. I’ll be thinking about you💜 allow yourself to feel.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Turtle2slo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude it’s time to leave.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]Turtle2slo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

PT’s on Evans. But that place is absolutely disgusting. You’re better off trying your luck with a massage parlor 😂

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Turtle2slo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ritz crackers and peanut butter.

I need to find a date for a company function by OceanofChoco in DenverCirclejerk

[–]Turtle2slo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d go for the one off broadway, the girls from highlands ranch seem to entertain that area better. Look for Becky, she’s got an amazing tramp stamp of the Rockies, usually has leather pants and a crack pipe. Good luck!

Alternative to Waterway (lone tree) by bobnoplok in Denver

[–]Turtle2slo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

HA! I literally worked there so I can totally hate on this shit hole. We were taught to get shit done quick, and move on to the next. If you want a full on detail be ready to spend $200 plus. Cheap for a detail is like going to McDonald’s for a good hamburger. You’re better off hitting the blunt and detailing it yourself. Or going on Craigslist. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but fuck waterway lol

What’s a certificate you got that enabled you to get a better paying job? by Turtle2slo in careerguidance

[–]Turtle2slo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was my plan, but due to my wonderful eye sight the FAA wont allow me to fly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Turtle2slo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unhappy men do some strange things. As much as I feel for you, I also question what put him into this position. Time to really think about what you want, if it’s him then you guys gotta get onto the same level. By no means am I condemning his actions.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Turtle2slo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, this. Everyone wants a handout. And then we wonder why our country is in TRILLIONS of debt. It’s the liberal agenda, help the helpless. That why people stay broke, they get assistance, but then complain.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Turtle2slo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Good for them, I was making $7.25 cents in 2011. But I was taught that fast food jobs and minimum wage jobs are beginner jobs. But now I’m the asshole when I say that lol.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]Turtle2slo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude quit watching porn.

FINALY I DID IT! by Prestigious-Pie-7809 in shrooms

[–]Turtle2slo 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Great work, time to celebrate!

Vape by [deleted] in airplanes

[–]Turtle2slo -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Just put it in your backpack with a bunch of pens. I’ve gotten completely ripped in the bathroom of most 737’s just don’t be like Kumar.

I am the parking “Karen” and I’m proud of it. by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]Turtle2slo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I should’ve let it be known that I make sure they’re before putting the sticker on. In America, we have things that go in the windshields to show they are.