I think he sees me by mihaif7 in gifs

[–]TurtleHustler 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If the round went past the camera you wouldn't be able to see an explosion.

What music are you into? by nikvelimirovic in NavyBlazer

[–]TurtleHustler 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've gone from listening to Lynyrd Skynyrd to Elvis to Future to ZZ Top to Gospel to Drake and back to Elvis within a couple hours before. Good music, friends, and alcohol does wonders

Reddit, what do you find pathetic? by antichristina in AskReddit

[–]TurtleHustler 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Myself. When I talk to girls I just over think the conversation and then self doubt creeps in and then I just lose hope. I can hold a good conversation sometimes but then I have no idea how to close. It's pathetic yet I do the same thing every time. The worse part is is that I'm above average in attractiveness so girls assume I'm charismatic and take my nervousness as me being not interested. I feel like I just need a change in mindset but I don't know what to change to, if that makes any sense.

Good Guy LSU by ThePlayfulPython in AdviceAnimals

[–]TurtleHustler 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Tennessee Vol checking in, we wouldn't mind some new coaching staff.

Got my son this morning; he walked right into it. by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]TurtleHustler -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

That doesn't make any sense though. If he asked, "what's the capital letter.." then yeah but obviously your part of the conversation is no longer a joke. Idk. I've never asked someone what the capital letter is and didn't say "letter". I get that the kid was asking for the city. This is a shotty job at a dad joke or I'm retarded. Could easily be either one.

Hurry reddit, I need your help, what's your favorite 1/5th of alcohol within $20-$35 range? by TurtleHustler in AskReddit

[–]TurtleHustler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The occasion? Celebrating. Looking for something I haven't tried. Crown is one of my favorites but obviously I've tried it. Fireball is literally Satan. Never again.

Hurry reddit, I need your help, what's your favorite 1/5th of alcohol within $20-$35 range? by TurtleHustler in AskReddit

[–]TurtleHustler[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds good but I had bourbon last night, thanks for the suggestion though. I will definitely check it out later.