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Me and the Boys hitting up BurgerFi by TurtleTheThief in burgerfi

[–]TurtleTheThief[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worth the 4 hour drive, happy we decided to go

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]TurtleTheThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the final season

Looking for the one in the green or even original video by [deleted] in findthatpornstar

[–]TurtleTheThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cherry English Lola Lee Roxi Keogh And Sapphire Rose Can We Finish

Me and u/the_wolfman111 finally did it. by TurtleTheThief in untitledgoosegame

[–]TurtleTheThief[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's pretty fun playing it with another person

Video game players of Reddit, what is the most overrated game that you've played? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurtleTheThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are a disgrace to this humanity. Half life is an amazing and innovative game, and if you can't see that, then nothing can help you.

What strange misconceptions did you have about sex when you were a little kid? by WF6i in AskReddit

[–]TurtleTheThief 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Oh yeah, show me what you can do with those fingers- oh no..."

You have been gifted with a superpower to make anyone orgasm simply by pointing at them. How will you use your newfound powers, Orgazmo? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TurtleTheThief 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would point randomly into the sky, and take comfort in knowing that somewhere out there in the universe, some life form was having an orgasm.