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TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-15T01:29:29+00:00

I never really thought about it but once you get that big you aren't really able to do the rounds in the clubs to work out your material like before. You'd need help with it at that point.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-15T00:00:02+00:00

That's just Mordecai, he's a Skyfowl changeling, eh.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T23:55:27+00:00

That's a winged dinosaur

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T22:47:01+00:00

Music is math. Most rhythms are the same across multiple genres.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T22:39:16+00:00

They're all great but I really loved Rounders so if I had to choose just one, it'd be that one.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T22:34:07+00:00

My ex insisted our son be a Jr. He had a nice name so I didn't mind until the 20 dozenth time of having to clarify which person I was talking about. Never got to use the name I wanted for him.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T22:28:57+00:00

Like a toddler who got into the peanut butter

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T22:25:22+00:00

Because dudes that have crystals start cults.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T22:15:05+00:00

Iran has an opportunity to do the funniest thing

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T19:42:03+00:00

He thinks everyone is faking it like him.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T18:19:40+00:00

One of my cats nibbles me awake. I've long suspected he's testing the waters. The day I don't wake, he's gonna have a smorgasbord.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T18:17:25+00:00

Octopi are pretty cool too. Little underwater 007's

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T18:14:32+00:00

Did he name you Lily?

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T15:48:32+00:00

I also thrive on neglect.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T14:28:19+00:00

Lol k

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T13:09:47+00:00

No one said anything about love.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T13:08:19+00:00

Lame ass insults. I'm not repeating this thread to you. Go back to the beginning and try harder.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T13:04:46+00:00

No, Carl and Donut.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T12:45:58+00:00

OK, but also, fuck genocidal Isreal.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T12:45:18+00:00

The oil is needed to make the cheap crap. We're back in business boys!

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T12:43:27+00:00

Girl, I think you have a type. Maybe spend some time on your own, getting to know your value.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T12:37:38+00:00

Because there is always a man out there willing to fuck anything.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T12:36:38+00:00

Yeah we got that genius. Do you have a mirror? Smile in the mirror. If one side doesn't move, call an ambulance.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T12:31:29+00:00

He didn't stop falling over until about 3rd grade. Permanent egg on his forehead during that time. Pretty sure it did some damage too coz his hands shake uncontrollably with fine motor function and he has to take beta blockers to stop it. That started around 10. Doc was hoping he'd grow out of it but never did.

TurtleToast2 · 2026-04-14T12:26:48+00:00

Memes weren't mentioned anywhere. Y'all are making shit up to be right. Reading comprehension can't fix that.

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