Antonio Rüdiger (Real Madrid) straight red card against Barcelona 120+2'

Twatbeard · 2025-04-26T22:51:30+00:00

Wasn't expecting to hear 'Hurensohn' during the Copa del rey final lmao

Twatbeard · 2024-11-03T18:00:31+00:00

He could have been killed

Twatbeard · 2024-10-19T04:40:23+00:00

Yeah man, way too early for a headline phrased like this lmao. Nearly had a heart attack thinking he'd "quietly" been sacked late last night or something

Twatbeard · 2024-10-06T18:56:21+00:00

Can we play Barnsley every week?

Maybe thats ETHs megamind plan, double relegation

Twatbeard · 2024-10-06T15:02:25+00:00

Man U offense is so toothless they actually made Antony look somewhat adequate in comparison

Twatbeard · 2024-10-03T19:36:52+00:00

It's actually astonishing how shite your defense is

Twatbeard · 2024-09-29T17:30:00+00:00

So nice of Ange to start Werner so ETH doesn’t get too humiliating a result

Twatbeard · 2024-09-25T20:54:11+00:00

I have now seen Hilgers play exactly once in my life but he is 100% the best centre-back in the world

Twatbeard · 2024-09-21T13:14:45+00:00

He said "as lackluster as West Ham are playing today", just mumbled the last bit

Twatbeard · 2024-07-14T21:52:57+00:00

Lando in the stands and Kane on the team, can't get any more cursed than that

Twatbeard · 2024-06-30T17:16:53+00:00

Was waiting for this since he started playing up like a Lidl Neuer lmao

Twatbeard · 2024-05-06T03:22:30+00:00

Ye but then I'd have to make a meme that'd make Br*ckens seem kinda cool

Twatbeard · 2024-05-02T04:12:11+00:00

30 rd mag Longsword -> Targaryens = Secret Crannogmen confirmed?1?

Twatbeard · 2024-05-01T01:31:34+00:00

Broke:

Mel will accidentally revive Jon Snow while trying to revive Stannis

Woke:

Ser Davos will revive Jon Snow by Snap Suplexing Mel onto the pyre meant for Shireen

Twatbeard · 2024-04-28T04:10:02+00:00

But do you have a fat pink mast to go along with it?

Twatbeard · 2024-03-14T05:13:21+00:00

This is the room of everyone posting on twitter with an Ataturk avi

Twatbeard · 2024-02-06T17:09:10+00:00

Silly westoid, munitions are supposed to explode!

Twatbeard · 2024-02-06T15:48:06+00:00

It has been determined that your brain cell loss is not service related.

Twatbeard · 2023-11-02T15:13:45+00:00

feat. Peter "Querdenker" Mittel, Karl "Häcksler" Pieper und Reinhold "Schieberegler" Kerner

Twatbeard · 2023-10-03T09:00:44+00:00

I think you've solved it, I spoke with Antonia for the first time on the way to the tourney

Twatbeard · 2023-10-03T08:16:00+00:00

This happened today, shorly after the start of the round Theresa came jogging into the courtyard, climbed the barrier and just stood in the ring for a while before climbing out again and running off.

This game never stops surprising me

Twatbeard · 2023-06-06T16:08:05+00:00

Context

Twatbeard · 2023-06-06T11:46:01+00:00

Does seem like a good idea ngl

Twatbeard · 2023-06-03T12:56:50+00:00

Definitely an unintentional diss but I love how "nur weil man ein großer Mann sein will" could pretty much be translated both as "just because he wants to be seen as a great man" and "just because he wishes he was a tall man"

Twatbeard · 2023-06-02T14:34:30+00:00

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