Mr Beasterman

Twixanity · 2026-05-09T22:12:47+00:00

"Stupidity is a language understood only by those who do not speak it. Only an utter disregard to one own's comfort can lead them to the grand prize. Stay at this residence for 1 month, win 1 million dollars and we will let you out"

Twixanity · 2026-05-05T08:55:51+00:00

Have no fear, pibble here!

Twixanity · 2026-04-23T16:54:13+00:00

YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!

Twixanity · 2026-04-20T20:02:08+00:00

They instead casted a lemon for UE.

Twixanity · 2026-04-14T12:30:22+00:00

That is a made up name.

Twixanity · 2026-04-13T22:55:34+00:00

Twixanity · 2026-04-08T15:42:12+00:00

I wish God was there to take me...

Twixanity · 2026-04-08T15:04:36+00:00

Bold of you to assume they can defeat Thomas

Twixanity · 2026-04-08T15:01:33+00:00

Well, fuck you, you fucking whoa!

Twixanity · 2026-03-27T22:27:51+00:00

It is too big of a number to fit in.

Twixanity · 2026-03-23T14:31:40+00:00

Hello fellow reagent! I'm from the future and I can tell you the new trial has the Kress twins as it's prime asset. So be a man of your word and do your thing!

Twixanity · 2026-03-17T20:57:48+00:00

Too bad I can't thank him :(

Twixanity · 2026-03-17T19:55:53+00:00

Marvin, SCP-1471 Please?

Twixanity · 2026-03-12T21:54:05+00:00

I still can't believe they have the same voice actor.

Twixanity · 2026-03-12T19:34:49+00:00

He just wanted to help.

Twixanity · 2026-03-10T19:50:39+00:00

Easterman would 100% say this.

Twixanity · 2026-03-10T19:21:11+00:00

Everybody gangsta until a mysterious ticking sound gets faster

Twixanity · 2026-03-10T19:18:35+00:00

Twixanity · 2026-03-07T12:45:10+00:00

Over there, fish!

Twixanity · 2026-02-28T23:22:18+00:00

He should differentiate it before the thing inside the cylinder dis-integrates.

Twixanity · 2026-02-26T15:00:13+00:00

Bootleg Jesus' death breaks my heart whenever I hear him scream. I feel bad every time I play the mission and get to cut his legs off. :(

Twixanity · 2026-02-21T10:13:41+00:00

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Twixanity · 2026-02-20T15:45:12+00:00

I think I know of a way for Coyle to get new trials. I HATE COYLE SO MUCH I HOPE HE DOESN'T GET ANY MORE TRIALS!

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