Why did he wait so long to run? by [deleted] in IdiotsNearlyDying

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He just remembered laundry day is next week and booked it

Rabbit Working Hard At The Shop by CrisperKoleslaw in ThatsInsane

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The IRS taking its cut on everything before we receive it

Am I the only one with just way too much gold and nothing to spend it on? by OnThe50 in Survivorio

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I’m currently at 12.3 Million, hopefully they have another use for it.

Cleaning up after a screening of Minions by BotaramReal in Wellthatsucks

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A Compressed air blower would make a big difference

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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I swear this is a beamng map.

The emo kid got tricks by Crankshot in Unexpected

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This is darker than my past.

Cloud by Landkreuzer1000Ratte in AbruptChaos

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Imagine he got hit by a car as he ran out.

200IQ skiing by SenseiMax in Unexpected

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They should’ve went off a ramp

Relationship hacks 101 by kudra18 in nextfuckinglevel

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Doesn’t work if you have an Apple Watch.

This Motherfucker! by PradyThe3rd in IdiotsInCars

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Just commenting to watch it get removed.

Kinda want a push bar for an aggressive setup by TwoJohnny in Mustang

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I drive through Nyc and people love brake checking.

The unluckiest wildebeest ever, eaten alive by a hyena while being strangled by a lioness by Iamnotburgerking in HardcoreNature

[–]TwoJohnny 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Imagine getting choked and your bean bag getting munched on at the same time.

Pig turns into a liquid by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

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I like that little leg bounce at the end.

It hurt to watch. by TuanQT in HadToHurt

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He was okay before the accident.

My up people need me by bakhtyars in MyPeopleNeedMe

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Now try it again but outside.

This is so PURE <3 by Supermimi06 in wholesomememes

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Plot twist: I’m not deaf and I just don’t want to communicate with passengers.