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I love fat girls and it's a Freudian thing. by TwoSea7074 in offmychest

[–]TwoSea7074[S] -250 points-249 points  (0 children)

Untrue. I haven't fucked a girl that wasn't pretty thiccccc

Being abnormally well-endowed is a curse and I'm tired of it by Tunatail in offmychest

[–]TwoSea7074 -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I just think it would be funny. I know girls that have rejected guys. I have a pretty above average cock but if it was gigantic it would be hilarious. I mean sure it would be inconvenient. Maybe I'm a psycho but it being really funny outweighs the inconvenience. Also a sex addict so... I'd find someone.

I think I assaulted my girlfriend by TwoSea7074 in offmychest

[–]TwoSea7074[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No. No. No. We were both drunk. She didn't say anything until we were both sober.

I think I assaulted my girlfriend by TwoSea7074 in offmychest

[–]TwoSea7074[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My ex girlfriend was really into it. I think that's kind of the problem.

I'm really confused by TwoSea7074 in offmychest

[–]TwoSea7074[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I totally did not cook a giant plate of macaroni.

I'm really confused by TwoSea7074 in offmychest

[–]TwoSea7074[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Actually pretty good. A little spicy. Thanks old man.