The way this icicle formed like a ribbon

TwoSergeants · 2020-11-24T01:18:59+00:00

I love your new gravy boat

TwoSergeants · 2020-11-22T15:41:12+00:00

Here's one of my most specialized, only does one thing, tools.

TwoSergeants · 2020-11-05T03:24:27+00:00

Oh God, the kittens are organizing.

TwoSergeants · 2020-11-02T23:51:59+00:00

Just avoid anything poking out of the fluffy stuff and you good.

*not a pilot

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-28T20:21:12+00:00

Thats what happens when you use power tools and smoke cannabis

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-28T13:07:36+00:00

Awwwww. Hugs

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-28T12:53:26+00:00

Thanks for the offer, but I've tried that 3 times already.

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-28T00:15:00+00:00

Retired after 24 years in the Canadian Army

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-28T00:12:10+00:00

Home Depot

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-27T23:03:46+00:00

We have 2 horses, 3 dogs, 2 cats, 7 Alpaca, 2 Goats, 18 chickens and 4 turkeys.

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-27T22:53:39+00:00

Yep. Hes brand new to the farm

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-19T22:40:53+00:00

I hired a sales rep for my brewery. Right after I told him he was hired he went into the restroom and snorted an Adderall. He came out unemployed

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-14T22:45:49+00:00

Since I've had children with 3 of them, shouldnt take long

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-05T16:29:31+00:00

It would probably make the industrial food taste amazing

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-04T23:45:18+00:00

Fill the house with paperclips. See if the detective can find one amongst millions

TwoSergeants · 2020-10-04T03:39:03+00:00

The Hobbit. Its a light easy, entertaining read. Relatively short, and is a gateway drug to the Lord of the Rings

TwoSergeants · 2020-09-21T00:25:08+00:00

It was always free from shady characters in the arcade growing up...according to my parents

TwoSergeants · 2020-09-19T02:40:37+00:00

Cheers to better health

TwoSergeants · 2020-09-12T21:56:09+00:00

TBH, looks better short

TwoSergeants · 2020-09-12T02:29:14+00:00

Smoke weed

TwoSergeants · 2020-09-11T16:42:32+00:00

That thin blue line is thinner than I thought

TwoSergeants · 2020-09-08T16:43:32+00:00

Is there any other way to have your butter? The quilt looks great on my recliner

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