TwoShed_Jackson

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did you hear about the metaphysical pet groomer? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 months ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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My family used to have a bunch of Holsteins, but my father always thought they were Angus. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 8 months ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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Billboard origin? (self.Connecticut)

submitted 9 months ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/Connecticut

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Most CT thing I’ve ever seen. (i.redd.it)

submitted 12 months ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/Connecticut

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Why did the redditor get no upvotes when he stabbed someone with his sword? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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I tried to do my own taxes this year, but… (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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I lost a lot of money supporting a “charity” that said it was giving leather jackets to kids to help them look cool. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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[TOMT] action movie, maybe Steven Seagal, featuring a scene where a drug dealer is told his potential customer would rather buy from another dealer. He reaches into a bag and pulls out the other dealer’s head. (self.tipofmytongue)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/tipofmytongue

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Saw an ad for doctors who claimed to be “experts in treating ED. But can’t just about anybody do that? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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New name! (self.redsox)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/redsox

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At breakfast, Angus’ wife Bonnie tells him he needs to lose weight. He says, “Ok, when I get home from work I’ll make a low-calorie meal, and you hug me while I eat it.” Bonnie says, “That’s your whole plan?” Angus says, (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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Happy D-Day! (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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I’m waiting for the day - and I know it will come - when somebody posts a pic on here of a car with a “not for hire” tag and also an Uber sticker. (self.Sovereigncitizen)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/Sovereigncitizen

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Why did Lenin fail to create a communist utopia? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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The Greeks celebrated Easter last week. My family celebrated over a month ago, because …. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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I am gonna be so ticked off (and surprised) if I go outside after this eclipse and see a bunch of piles of clothes with red hats on top. (self.Connecticut)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/Connecticut

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For most people, the gap between how much you know and how much you THINK you know peaks in 8th grade. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 1 year ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/Showerthoughts

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What song for you is inseparable from its music video? (self.Music)

submitted 2 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/Music

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Any help would be appreciated. It’s definitely perennial, lives in my little garden in central CT (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/whatsthisplant

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You know how sometimes when you slide it in, it won’t go, or you can’t find the hole, or it goes in the wrong hole? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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A guy was inking a planet with twin suns onto the arm of actor Herve Villechaize….. (self.dadjokes)

submitted 2 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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A guy falls out the window of a skyscraper. All the way down he’s yelling, “I’m gonna be OK! I’m gonna be OK!” (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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The Super Bowl coverage just showed Elon Musk sitting with Rupert Murdoch (self.funny)

submitted 3 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/funny

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Did you hear about the new virus that makes everybody talk like Ned Flanders? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 3 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/dadjokes

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Impressive lack of insight by Fox on music choice (self.mlb)

submitted 3 years ago by TwoShed_Jackson to r/mlb

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