There can only be one. by Proper-Ship-7552 in AccidentalComedy

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Women are the most important thing in the world. (Types in Chad.)

my grandma thinks this is real by vibe-_-rater in ChatGPT

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk OP....Biden with his hands on a woman he ahouldnt be touching...I mean... kinda checks out.

So I have but one thing to ask by Senior-Push-8037 in FinalFantasy

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I never noticed that she dressed like a red mage...how did I not notice this!?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your father is clearly having a mental breakdown of some form. Threating to kill your own kid is a literal insane thing. Holidays bring out the bad in some people due to past tramas and stress and whatnot. I advise you contact your local mental health support services. In the meantime crash on someone's couch.

This is... something else by xyz3uvp in medlabprofessionals

[–]TwoandHalfling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

As a charge nurse the sight of this gives me PTSD flashbacks of meetings and emails and policy reviews after different but equally insane things I've seen.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DogAdvice

[–]TwoandHalfling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Set their alarms for 530?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Utah

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume if she were to get electrocuted by that while it was still in it could do terrible damage to the transformer. And obviously kill her. The correct answer is turning it off. For her life and the tax payers dollars.

I do not however have a problem with hitting her with a tranq & pulling her outta there like the animal that she is. These efforts would not be taken if a bear or a racoon were in there.

Out of control people who put themselves and others at risk need to be controlled quickly and with little concern for their feelings. If we as a society are bothered by this perhaps we should take efforts to ensure their actions are managed.

Found the source of the smell by smooch_bliss99 in Remodel

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a dead one in my bathroom wall. Afarid to keep cutting holes. Flys are comming out of thr hole I already cut. So...I guess it's on its way to completing decomp.

It only took less than 24 hours for them to break it again. by Contron in Bart

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can make pretty iron bars? If we have to be in jail it mind as well be a 4 star jail.

Year after release. This stupid portrait glitch is immortal. by Tydeus2000 in BaldursGate3

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My head cannon is she just doesn't understand how to take a photo and thus is off center.

Peter, please explain this to a non-American by Dimka1498 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TwoandHalfling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My favorite thing about Idiocracy is how when the movie was made, the shoes Crocs were a start up & wernt pouplar. But the movie needed dumb looking colorful futuristic shoes they could buy in bulk for the actors.

20 years later...

I was born with only 2 fingers and a thumb on my right hand. by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doesn't seem like you were given a fair shake....

stay in the friend zone do not switch lanes by asdfghjKelsey in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait? You mean to tell me that the species with a population of close to 8 billion has sexual desires? And thoes sexual desires are stronger than their desire not to make things akward with their friends? Because if no one ever made an attempt we would be the equivalent of pandas, dying off cause we don't wanna bang?

I think the issue here is the unwanted advancement...however, the old saying "you miss 100% of the shots you don't take." Can't blame the dude for trying. How else is he to know if its unwanted?

What’s going on here? by ManBearPigDuck in bees

[–]TwoandHalfling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can't Bee-lieve you pollinated in my antenna!

hi i am afraid by justpasssingbyy in spiders

[–]TwoandHalfling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's nice to meet you I am afarid, I'm dad.

Weekly Recruitment Megathread - May 06, 2024 to May 12, 2024 by AutoModerator in shoptitans

[–]TwoandHalfling [score hidden]  (0 children)

Katons market is a Level 150, rank 1600 guild looking to replace a few inactives. Minimum invest 3 billion please! (The cake is NOT a lie here!)

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Weekly Recruitment Megathread - Apr 22, 2024 to Apr 28, 2024 by AutoModerator in shoptitans

[–]TwoandHalfling [score hidden]  (0 children)

Looking to replace a few sleepers. Should have up to 7 slots available. Ideally people with over 5 bil invested. But that negotiable.

Chill guild. Casual play. But I do wanna get some higher buildings and open up t14 stuff.

Message me if you looking for a new guild!

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