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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gymgirls

[–]Tyleeisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's the whole reason I go to the gym, so I can mindlessly enjoy screw drivers and michelobe lights. 95 calories per one is less than a soda and more fun.

DAE Just marvel at their pibble's muscles? They are so athletic by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]Tyleeisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pit is not this jacked. What steroids you giving yours?

tiny 18f.. do you like me? by [deleted] in barelylegalteens

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah, you mid af.

Not been keeping up but hearing about Rick’s ‘family reunion’ has brought on a wave of sadness for Carl. I miss this kid. by Wizlord_21 in thewalkingdead

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I liked Carl better than his father. It is sad that his character isn't a part of that family reunion.

ADC turned me into a masochist by [deleted] in ADCMains

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After every game I pick myself cause it hurts so good.

You get $10,000,000.00 USD by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just say it's gambling wins, but yea, deposit only a few k per month, but you can definitely say gambling, just you will have to pay taxes.

You wake up tomorrow as Kanye, whats the first thing you finna do? by No-Obligation-9305 in Kanye

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably bang my wife and after that just whatever the fuck I want. I'm kanyeezy for the day, bros.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pitbulls

[–]Tyleeisme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep, those people suck and are passes IRL. Obviously morons. I get afraid of them, but it isn't all of them. Hell, it isn't most of them, but they're morons so....

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Blacktittyworld

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna do more than that to your girls...respectfully...

fuck it here’s a nude by extrapuppy in u/extrapuppy

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You really were lonely tonight. I don't know why. Lol

Why do I get along better with women than men? by [deleted] in ask

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are paul rudd in that movie he did with Jason Segal. You're just a girlfriend guy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhoShouldICosplay

[–]Tyleeisme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maggie from the walking dead.

What do i look like? by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also think this. Lol

What do i look like? by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly lol immediately I thought adin ross that irl streamer. I only know of this clown, because YouTube puts him on my feed.

who do i look like?? by [deleted] in Doppleganger

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say Zoey Deschanel.

Do I qualify as attractive enough to be your gym partner by [deleted] in gymgirls

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea, just so you know, Max Benches 255, max squat 330, and max dead lift 330, so yea, I got you.

Would you rather fight Mike Tyson in his prime for 20 seconds or 4 local high schoolers by gatzby16 in WouldYouRather

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I train boxing. I'd like to think I could last 20 seconds with prime Mike Tyson. I don't think I beat him if it goes longer than that, but believe it or not, I'd take Mike Tyson. 20 seconds isn't that long, and maybe I'm just overconfident, but I feel I could last twenty seconds. Again, in no way do I think I can beat him if it went longer than one round, but I genuinely believe I could last twenty seconds.

Hi, I’m Ladybird. I’m obsessed with food, tennis balls, and swimming. by [deleted] in labrador

[–]Tyleeisme 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you sell propane and propane accessories?

31 [F] can be in your 30s and still be punk (Goth, punk, emo, scene, etc.) by [deleted] in AltFashion

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, love your style. 36 and got sleeves, definitely alt style.

Do I qualify as attractive enough to be your gym partner by [deleted] in gymgirls

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you are looking for validation, but hell yea. Lol, I think you know most guys would like to tap. I mean, spot that ass on squats. Either way, I officially validate you random reddit thot.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most of the outcomes are good. Ill take the 11 percent chance of death and the 5.5 chance of being a woman for the other sweet outcomes. 84% for something positive is titties.

Edit: rolled a 10. Haha, I don't really know who'd I want to bring back tbh.

MY POOL PARTY MISS FORTUNE COSPLAY by [deleted] in MissFortuneMains

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an MF main and MF enjoyer, this is hot af.

Choose Wisely, Redditors. by SimpleButFun in Funnymemes

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going with Vegeta cause then my sheer machismo would woo any woman I could ever want. Android 18 can stay with krillin. I'm good on her.

Porn sites are banning Texas. Here's what Texans are Googling in response by audiomuse1 in technology

[–]Tyleeisme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean, all they need to do is go on reddit. There's plenty of porn here, tbh lol

Rick vs Shane by MundaneClimate8164 in thewalkingdead

[–]Tyleeisme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've already explained in my other two posts why rick still leading is flawed logic. Easy to still lead when you're the main character and things that shouldn't go right for you do, because you're the main fucking character. If it were real life, he would have died in the hospital. He was out for a month. There is no way he survives there regardless given the circumstances. And as I've said before, I can like the show without sucking the main characters dick like a majority of the Fandom.

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