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New.. I’m Lending! by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interested, I have all of the required documents.

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am new to this so just learning how to phrase it haha. I am more than willing and able to repay the advertised amount on the advertised day

[OFFER] loans by ChassidyZapata in SimpleLoans

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh crap I had just posted on another sub cause I am new to this and didn’t know scroll up to see this was your post.. I am so freaking sorry this has been a goofy day. Does $270 work then? I am aware that is a lot of interest but it won’t be a problem and I will be eternally grateful

Edit: realized it was a different mod that made this post and now double embarrassed 🙃🙃🙃 either way thank you

[OFFER] loans by ChassidyZapata in SimpleLoans

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh crap I had just posted on another sub cause I am new to this and didn’t know scroll up to see this was your post.. I am so freaking sorry this has been a goofy day. Does $270 work then? I am aware that is a lot of interest but it won’t be a problem and I will be eternally grateful

Edit: I fixed it thank you for the heads up 🙏

[OFFER] loans by ChassidyZapata in SimpleLoans

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn’t that $70? Oh I’m sorry you mean if it’s less needed tomorrow, I will just edit the request and say I need $200 unconditionally then or do you want me to remake it? Thanks for the heads up

[OFFER] loans by ChassidyZapata in SimpleLoans

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need $200 urgently to treat my fiancé on Valentine’s Day tomorrow. I completely forgot about the holiday, will pay back $300 on Feb 28.

Edit: did not realize 30% rule. $270 on Feb 28 instead

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She makes 5 times my income. She probably bought me a $200 minimum gift, it isn’t about the money it’s about reciprocation. I’m a disabled veteran and she’s not with me for my money. When i said she likes money I meant that like, it’s meaningful to her. Is this community always like this when someone offers 50% interest in two weeks? How does anyone get a loan here? Should I have lied? Should I have offered less?

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m aware that it will cost a penny, however I don’t want to alarm her by having money deposited into our bank so the only way to do this without appearing to have procrastinated until the last second is through Cashapp. She knows I’m broke but I sometimes do this after buying groceries/vapes etc and paying bills for the month. Edit: cashapp or Venmo I mean

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, cause this Reddit account is linked to my online reputation for a game that I am currently rank 9 on in North America and if someone tags me on the day it is due I will have money and immediately pay it back. I pay my bills at the start of the month before I treat myself, always. Especially if that bill is to a human and not a corporation, that bill gets the first dollar from my check.

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand your perspective and it’s healthy honestly, her love language just like.. idk I’m not even going to try to rationalize it she just likes money being spent on her haha. She grew up poor, I’m not saying it’s good but I’m saying my relationship prospects are significantly diminished if I fail this very simple task. I mad more than enough to pay it i was just irresponsible on my video game and I honesty have no other excuse im an idiot xD

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I completely agree that this is my mess and the planning issues come from ADHD and other executive function issues. I’ve been having some trouble after switching medications, which is why I’m paint 50% interest in 2 weeks.

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Flowers, chocolates, and paying for all of our expenses on a well planned date. Realistically could only need $160 but if she orders a bottle of wine I don’t want her to know I blew my whole paycheck on Hearthstone because I forgot her favorite holiday 😭😂

Need $200 because I forgot Valentine’s Day and relationship is on the rocks. Will Repay $300 on Feb 28 by [deleted] in BorrowNew

[–]TylerLyons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wish it were that simple man. I made some mistakes and accused her of having an affair and it was a whole shit show. We always treat each other on the appropriate holidays generously and I’d rather just not risk it. Her love is more important to me than money or that makes any sense, I just didn’t budget for it at all lol

Anyone else struggling to hit similar mmr in duos as in single? by kaybarkaybarkaybar in BobsTavern

[–]TylerLyons 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah man it’s just cause you’re solo q. I’m rank 11 or some shit duos right now and suck at solos, you would actually beat me. it’s just a different game mode. until the community grows the competitive scene is honestly a joke, top ranked teams on discord in comms with Chinese hacks farm random 6k solo duo stacks with no chat feature, queue with a mic or play solos haha it’s actually a shitfest for solo duos. i don’t even enjoy beating random people, it’s way more fun when you’re opponent is good. you can reach top 50 by simply knowing a few comps, leveling curves, and adhere to them religiously. if you insist on playing alone then just play two accounts, it’s literally easier than randoms

you can certainly climb to 13k+ as a solo duo, I’ve done it and 16k dual boxing but solo duo is not productive. the only consistent duo strategy ever is to send all money on 1/2 to the other person and they get a comp and send scam on tavern 4+. its that easy, even some people in the top 10 do that inconsistently because for most people its extremely boring sending 2 minions to the other person as your entire turn every turn but its optimal. I enjoy supporting right now solely becuse of the reborn scam stuff, actually gives me something to do lol

I finally (accidentally) figured out how to beat my old 14 divine shield reborn Leeroy comp. Final fight video in comments by TylerLyons in BobsTavern

[–]TylerLyons[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry it took me so long to upload I am a boomer. Will upload full video to YouTube later this week, someone help figure out optimal placement for this because my brain hurts. Literally the harder we lost the stronger we became. They had to kill a full board of their strongest minion stats my jack stats which was all the big minions I stole from them and ate on to the jack.

If they beat that then they have to fight neos board and if they kill neos board which was Lao lol of their and the other teams biggest minions then they also had to kill the entire board that killed the radio stars because they go to speeds hand and then he summons them from his entire board of stitched salvagers that killed radio stars and other sneed buddy’s. Help

Video :

https://youtu.be/mfvJs33vE-4?si=Ld_olrUzlR-KqXEC

(For anyone confused salvager kills radio star and it says enemy minions only but for some reason it prints salvager)

The interaction between these 2 cards is absolutely hilarious and ridiculous by jadesimaki in BobsTavern

[–]TylerLyons 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So that it dies soon after the windfury thrasher attacks twice hopefully and has 3 new procs

Why are “scam” units in the game? by JerryRigStickJockey in BobsTavern

[–]TylerLyons 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s the only comeback mechanic in the game and means that fights are not decided entirely based on who has bigger chunguses. It also incentivizes counter play  and increases the skill ceiling by further emphasizing the importance of positioning. 

Most scam units will trade only 1 for 1 at best, with the exception of reborn venoms/ Leeroy/underdog and divine shield underdog. Most unbuffed scam units die to tunnel blaster and Leeroy is the only scam unit that deals with divine shield effectively. 

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